Bush's last week as President what should he do?

[Nimbus]

Execute "Operation Fuck You" by throwing shoes at journalists?

Hands down best post of the thread. Seriously.

 

[Sombra Negra]

Bush should do something like this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YWNp6btdi60

I like the way they applaud after it descends from the heavens.

 

[axia777]

Throw a kegger in White House. You KNOW he really wants to.

 

[samsprinkle]

Whip out the "football" and dial up the "touchdown" all over Iran's face!

*cookie if you have ANY idea what I'm talking about*

You of course are referring to the nuclear football, or the brief case that holds the nuclear launch codes that goes with the president everywhere he goes.

What sort of cookie would you like then?

 

[hippykiller]

He should invite all his old Southern governor buddies round to the White House, where they would race round the corridors in little go karts, screaming and laughing, and slapping peoples arses as they go past. It would go a long way to curing the world's anger against him, trust me.

HELL YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.

 

[nickster1]

leave a week early

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Eat lots of fiber so he does not get constipated.
Play go carts with congress but don't tell anyone out side of it incise the destructive (THE MEDIA IS NOT A LIBERAL BIAS, they are the exact opposite of liberal, they torture any one they see as unworthy or evil but praise the most evil people of all like Mother Teresa) media finds out and blame it on his corruption.
Have 21 meals so he doesn't become malnourished.
Go to the gym.
Take a walk and, say hi to his neighbors.
Go to the beach.
End world hunger only to have it restart start a thew hours later because everyone needs to eat after after a thew hours of rest or work.
Go to the mall
Practice his air guitar.
Take a holiday with his family
Bomb Iran.
Read the paper.
Drink some cofee.
Take yoga classes.

I hope you guys read my list

No one replied to my post?

You are welcome.

 

[wewontdie11]

Declare war...on boredom! Then throw a kick ass White House party where Bush DJs an awesome drum n bass set and Dick Cheney puts his tie round his head climbs on a table and shoots another person in the face.

 

[nathan-dts]

Use a time machine to undo all his mistakes from his presidency.

Assuming he recognizes he made any. Do you watch the Daily Show, because you just reminded me of the best quote ever. Bush is talking about mistakes he made "During Katrina, I could have landed in Baton Rouge or New Orleans, but then I would have diverted police officers" (basic gist of what he said) to which Jon Stewart relied "You have no idea why we're made at you, do you? You're like a guy who's wife catches him banging her sister, and you think she's pissed because you didn't tell her you were coming home early!"

To which Bush replied?

 

[Tyran107]

Whip out the "football" and dial up the "touchdown" all over Iran's face!

*cookie if you have ANY idea what I'm talking about*

You of course are referring to the nuclear football, or the brief case that holds the nuclear launch codes that goes with the president everywhere he goes.

What sort of cookie would you like then?

Hmmmmm how 'bout a chocolate chip cookie??

And I think bush should have like some big party and get wasted.

 

[CrafterMan]

Declare war...on boredom! Then throw a kick ass White House party where Bush DJs an awesome drum n bass set and Dick Cheney puts his tie round his head climbs on a table and shoots another person in the face.

Lmao


Yes, yes this is perfect.

 

[samsprinkle]

Whip out the "football" and dial up the "touchdown" all over Iran's face!

*cookie if you have ANY idea what I'm talking about*

You of course are referring to the nuclear football, or the brief case that holds the nuclear launch codes that goes with the president everywhere he goes.

What sort of cookie would you like then?

Hmmmmm how 'bout a chocolate chip cookie??

And I think bush should have like some big party and get wasted.

To recieve your chocolate chip cookie you'll just have to provide me with your name, phone number, credit card number, social security number, bank pin, address, and fill out a short survey!

 

[Space Spoons]

I would say buy ten gallons of ice cream and just pig out while watching Everybody Loves Raymond. Secret Service will come in and be all like,
"Mr. President, it's time to go. Oh no, you've stained your suit."
And Bush will be all like,
"Bleeeeh. *nom nom nom*"