But I AM the only one!

[amppi1236]

What ever I hear or see I analyze and break into small pieces and structures in my mind to find out how it might possibly work, what is the reason behind it, etc. That applies to everything!

 

[amppi1236]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

 

[WhiteTigerShiro]

Here's one: I'm the only person in the world who liked Mega Man X7.

 

[shadyh8er]

There is nothing unique about me... it's so sad...<.<

What about person who jizzed on a grown woman in a bathroom stall by accident and posted it on the escapist? :3

WHAT?! When did that happen?!

OT: Who else here has a rat tail? Anyone?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I refuse to leave the volume on my TV at a prime number. It must have divisors, or I'm not done yet.

Pretty much the same thing here. I will not leave my tv volume at odd numbers, unless they end in a 5.

I also have to turn back around if I turn a full circle, or even a semi circle, because I feel there is a rope attached to me that will tangle me.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I refuse to leave the volume on my TV at a prime number. It must have divisors, or I'm not done yet.

Oh, man. For me, the number of the volume has to end in 2, 3, 7, 8, or more preferably 5 or 0. There are reasons, but they're just as insane as the fact that I do this. :S

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I bet I'm the only one who has a third testicle... that shoots lazers.
Or, at least I bet I'm the only one who wishes I had that.

Not any more

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I've made 3-D, six inch sculpures of the following characters:

Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Obi Wan Kenobi, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, C3PO, R2D2, Lando Calrissean, Darth Vader, Stephen Colbert, The Monarch, and myself as a super hero.

Please note that all of the aforementioned sculptures were made using only duct tape.
That's right: I have in my possession, a solid duct tape Darth Vader...

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

I'm the only one who liked Star Wars Episode 1 more than the Original Trilogy.

I'm waiting for my impending death now...


DuctTapeJedi -- did you use a 3d printer, or did you painstakingly hand-craft this? Either way takes tons of skill (one at Solidworks, the other at hand-crafting).

 

[Mr Fixit]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

No your not, I've seen much better than her, hell i talk to girls that are better looking.

 

[Danzaivar]

What ever I hear or see I analyze and break into small pieces and structures in my mind to find out how it might possibly work, what is the reason behind it, etc. That applies to everything!

That's basically anyone with an engineering degree.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I think this whole obsession with "being the only one" is a very clear illustration of why our generation is seen as a useless heap of bratty, entitled, narcissistic children compared to the other generations.

You are unique in that you're the only person who can read a thread as innocent as this one, and get angry about it.

Just have fun with it, people just like to talk about themselves, sometimes.

 

[apostle7224]

I completed living on a prayer on easy in guitar hero with my feet (don't ask)

 

[Sethzard]

The thing is that it isn't the individual things that make us unique, it's the combination of them.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I'm the only one who liked Star Wars Episode 1 more than the Original Trilogy.

I'm waiting for my impending death now...


DuctTapeJedi -- did you use a 3d printer, or did you painstakingly hand-craft this? Either way takes tons of skill (one at Solidworks, the other at hand-crafting).

They're all hand made.

Oh! And I also Made Barak Obama. I had a friend in high school who was president of the Young Democrats' Club and he jokingly asked me to make him one. Of course, then, I had to.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Everyone is different, everyone is unique, everyone is significant. There is only one you. Anyone who tells you that your not different has either led a sad existence or does not have the ability to think for themselves. I am the only me, you are the only you.

 

[Latinidiot]

I highly doubt you're the only one in the WORLD!

Me, I poop standing up.

as do most of the French at the beach. So there you are. Now you've gone from smelly and unique to smelly.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'm the only one one earth who played Oblivion for 4,000 hours. ON CONSOLES!

Yeah, I now the PC version and a laptop that can run it, because mass-production laptops now have the power to run Oblivion, it's so old at this point.

But I can't be arsed to mod it, or to play it on PC. I still boot up the console versions whenever I play.

 

[kiwi_poo]

I have Unilateral condylar hyperactivity. I bet none of you can say that about yourself. (although there are a few thousand people who have it)