But I AM the only one!

[Squilookle]

We've all seen it hundreds of times- someone asks if they are the only one, to which someone replies 'nobody is EVER the only one.' Well I'm calling shenanigans.

I'd be willing to bet that every one of us is the only one in the world in some way. Do you think you're truly unique somehow? Let's hear it.

For me, I'd bet I'm the only one in the world that hears the words 'Let's get out of here' and immediately thinks 'And fast- the roof is starting to cave in!' I have an episode of Thunderbirds to thank for that which I grew up with. This is the bit- at 4:30

 

[IrradiatedFish]

I highly doubt you're the only one in the WORLD!

Me, I poop standing up.

Odd I'll admit, but I'll also say that I highly doubt you're the only one. I wouldn't be surprised if countless people had to do this for medical reasons.

Myself, I personally can't think of anything I'm truly unique for... I'll post an edit when I come up with something.

EDIT: Oh, of course; The way I say "Bagel". I personally don't see it, but, according to like 90% of the people who hear me say it, I apparently have the most bizarre way of pronouncing "Bagel".

 

[KEM10]

I have an episode of Thunderbirds to thank for that which I grew up with.

My dad, in a fit of nostalgia, bought the Thunderbird box set and I have seen almost all of them.

I doubt I am the only one, but some of my friends reference this on why I am so unique. I gave up a guarantee of sex to go to a free concert out of town.

 

[Sacman]

There is nothing unique about me... it's so sad...<.<

 

[SixWingedAsura]

I'm the only person in the world who's self-proclaimed motto is, "That didn't make sense and I don't care."

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I'm the only boy in my school that doesn't want Black Ops. I guess that counts.

 

[RatRace123]

I bet I'm the only one who has a third testicle... that shoots lazers.
Or, at least I bet I'm the only one who wishes I had that.

 

[Naheal]

I'd say that I'm a fairly unique person, but I know I'm lying.

 

[RebelRising]

I run a sentence through my head, placing emphasis on the next word each time; I then evaluate how the emphasis changes the meaning of the sentence with the different word each time.

If I'm super bored and have nothing to do (perhaps while walking), this is what I sometimes do to entertain myself.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm the only one on the Escapist who knows about missle mouse.

[http://agent44.com/blog2/?cat=8]
That is, until today.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

I bet I'm the only one who has a third testicle... that shoots lazers.
Or, at least I bet I'm the only one who wishes I had that.

You are not, my friend. Indeed you are not.

 

[HT_Black]

I'm the only guy in the state who know how to correctly use the word "unique" in a sentence.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I add numbers whenever I see them on a clock or something. And depending on how they "fit together" I get various levels of pleasure. Like seeing math geometrically or whatever but halfbakes. Like 4+3+4 gives me a tingle in the back of my head. But only when I see it on like a clock or something. So everyday at 4:34 I'm a little bit happier. or 3:44. Also I think I'm the only one who would wear "Better Dead Than Red" Scrawled across a piece of paper, taped to thier chest for "Dress like the 50s day"
EDIT:No Im not a crazy capitalist/communism hater. I'm more of a socialist

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

 

[Nouw]

I am fairly unique. I am the only one to imagine Snowy talking in the Tintin comics in the voice of 2D from Gorillaz!

 

[Lilani]

I think this whole obsession with "being the only one" is a very clear illustration of why our generation is seen as a useless heap of bratty, entitled, narcissistic children compared to the other generations.

 

[PayneTrayne]

I live my life the Brohemian way with only a few tenets:
Number one, first and foremost to my being, It doesn't hurt to ask. You would not believe how much money I have saved because of this. Free stuff is quite awesome.
Number two, Paint the line. Give it your all, play so hard that you opponent can do nothing but lose.