But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

Why, that's perfectly natural!

Your chaingun feels otherwise.

 

[Daye.04]

But that's all right, because that's the least of my problems

I've been afraid of the dark before

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, now there are other things to be scared of.

The only car you will ever be allowed to drive is a stock Ford Pinto.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay, they've replaced the Ford Pinto with a Honda Civic, and a bitchin' one at that, so now you look good and roll eco-friendly.

The car you just got has been crushed by a passing monster truck.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because it was really frickin sweet to see!

You are being questioned about the importance of looking at past literature to influence decisions made in modern times, and if they call your bluff, you lose a body part.

 

[Daye.04]

But that's okay, because my mind can wrap around a lot

You bluffed.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, I didn't need that finger, anyway.

Shit, wait! That was my right index finger!

 

[Daye.04]

But that's okay, because you use the left one

I had 666 posts, but then you tricked me into posting -.-

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay. With enough work, you'll have 1332.

You found a Unicorn, but killed it because you were drugged.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's alright,because I would have killed it if I was sober ,as well.

Pigs really can't fly :,(

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it's easier to get bacon this way.

I still don't have a flying car...

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Edit: Ninja'd

But that's alright, your flying bicycle still works.

Swarms of wild flying boars has been spotted over America, Britain, and Australia... they look angry.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's alright,because the Red Bull will wear off soon.

Cheetos make my fingers sticky...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because the leftover cheese is the best part.

Girl scout cookies won't be made this year.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's alright,because that's one less damn 5-year-old badgering you on your doorstep.

Most of my relationships end terribly...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it fuels your inner artist.

Your inner artist left you after an argument...

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s alright all the work he made was crap anyway.

all my friends hate me for some reason.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's alright,because solitude breeds insanity,and insanity breeds genius,as well as schizophrenia.

School is boring...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it gives your more time to listen to the voices.

You have to drive a school bus for the rest of your working days.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's alright,because children are a great outlet for physical anger(you should try it).

I hate whales...