But That's All Right...

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s okay because I can get an abortion

but the abortion clinic is being protested by angry hippies

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's okay,just say you're an atheist.I did that one time,and the gave me a pretty bouquet of burning crosses.

I'm cold...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, somewhere someone is burning.

That person is beside you.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's okay,because that person happens to be the model from this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Addition,2009.And I'm all right with her beside me.

Football is dull...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, they're adding spiked shoulder pads next year!

The janitor is using Sulfuric Acid to wash the floor...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's okay,because he added Frebreeze to it

I hate to eat oranges...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because fruit is needed.

The insects want their fruit back.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

But that's okay,because I have a can of air freshener with their names on it!

I'm tired...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, lots of people are.

I want to eat a monkeyburger.

 

[Daye.04]

That's okay, because you can't get one

I can't sleep

 

[Neonbob]

That's okay, because Tuesdays can be restful occasionaly.

I'm going to bed soon.

 

[Daye.04]

That's allright, because behind ever sleeping session, new adventures lie

I'm not able to stop my hunger

 

[NeoAC]

But that's OK, you won a year's worth of pizza!

Sparkling vampires are trying to bite me and turn me into one of them.

 

[Incompl te]

But that's alright because now you'll enjoy reading Twilight!

Sora is forcing me to find Kairi and Riku.

 

[GreyEarth]

but that's alright because I had plans to murder the *****..

An earthquake just leveled my house..

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

That´s OK, because you were just about to move to an earthquake free area.

I woke up just to see everyone else go to sleep.

 

[prinxess]

That's alright, you hate them anyway.

Your new house is on fire.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright because......wait thats terribe! oh wait, you forgot about your other expensive home

you have become homeless

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

That´s all right, since I still have a house (Carlin reference).

It sucks living in there.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, you can just die there if you want.

A plane is nose-diving right at you.