buttons that should be on the keyboard

[zombie711]

The sarcasm button
The funny button
The looks like he knows what he is doing but really doesnt button.
The clever comment button.
and this button
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

If I missed any good ones, please say.

 

[Ciarang]

I've got a button on my keyboard that looks like the escapist "e" logo, I should map that to open up this site.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

The "FUCK THIS SHIT" button. Right next to the exclamation point, who needs that little tilde shit?

I mean really, what the hell is this thing for?! ~ <--- WTF!?

 

[Cyberius]

buttons that let me type the damned umlauts. For people that don't know, those are the letters such as a o and u with the two dots above it, as well as the "B with a lengthened spine"

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

One that automatically types "lol". In the other reaches of the internet I overuse it like a *****!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

There should be a "Punchit" button, for hitting annoying people over the internet (allows you to put your fist through your screen and have it come out of their screen, allowing swift and unexpected punches to the face).
There should also be a "Fix it" button that cleans your computer, gets rid of all viruses, ups your computers performance by 1000%, hooks you up with your perfect match, gives you 1 million Pounds Sterling (or equivalent, and without causing inflation/poverty) and ends war forever. Yeah, that would be a good button.

 

[Private Custard]

 

[Quaxar]

buttons that let my type the damned umlauts. For people that don't know, those are the letters such as a o and u with the two dots above it, as well as the "B with a lengthened spine"

äöüß?
You could get a german keyboard, it includes all the english keyboard letters, but these four too.

As for me, I demand a capslock-lock button!

 

[Deadpewl]

Facepalm button. Pulls up a little animation of me facepalming on my computer. I need one because its getting hard to explain the bruses on my forehead.

 

[AvsJoe]

Why isn't there an interrobang or questlamation point key? I hate having to put ?! or !? instead of an interrobang!

Side question: why doesn't the interrobang work on these forums? I've tried; it leads to some funky characters but no interrobang.

 

[hopeneverdies]

buttons that let me type the damned umlauts. For people that don't know, those are the letters such as a o and u with the two dots above it, as well as the "B with a lengthened spine"

You mean Beta? My chemistry class calls it a B with a mullet.

I'd love an umlaut key, especially if there was an individual for every vowel.

Also a very big red button that says "You're fucked!"

 

[Ciarang]

The "FUCK THIS SHIT" button. Right next to the exclamation point, who needs that little tilde shit?

I mean really, what the hell is this thing for?! ~ <--- WTF!?

There's a "¬," and a "¦" next to the exclamation mark on my keyboard. ',:\

 

[Sosa Star]

A "Fuck You" button for when my computer screws up and needs to be rebooted again.

 

[Irridium]

The "FUCK THIS SHIT" button. Right next to the exclamation point, who needs that little tilde shit?

I mean really, what the hell is this thing for?! ~ <--- WTF!?

There's a "¬," and a "¦" next to the exclamation mark on my keyboard. ',:\

Well on american keyboards its the "`" and "~"

I'm guessing your using a European one. Which is different, for some reason...

OT: A "meh" button.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

The "FUCK THIS SHIT" button. Right next to the exclamation point, who needs that little tilde shit?

I mean really, what the hell is this thing for?! ~ <--- WTF!?

Excuse me while I find you the Wiki page.
Here. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilde]

OT: A google button, a wiki button, and escapist button, a clever button, and an "undo previous action that is un-undoable" button.
Those would be the most used buttons on my keyboard.
Except these: [ ] , . ' ? *
Along with backspace and shift.

 

[Xojins]

A rage-quit button.

 

[yoyo13rom]

The report the troll button.
The Chuck Norris button.
The get out of jail free button.
And the one and only: "delete that other dude's buttons" button.
And a do not push (pink) button.

 

[ArcWinter]

One that spews out Shakespearean insults to use against trolls. Perhaps called the "bite-my-thumb" button?

 

[Chechosaurus]

Bring back the Interrobang and put it on keyboards!

 

[Shanecooper]

The sandwich button. It would open a menu of sandwiches and once you have made your selection, it makes you a sandwich that you can reach into the screen, like that TV thing in Willy Wonka's factory.