Buy Cheap Uranium! (If there are any terrorists, please don't open this thread! Please!)

[CosmicCommander]

I just found this [http://unitednuclear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2_4] place on the Interwebs. And they actually are selling pretty cheap Uran0ium! I am very scared at the fact that you don't need a license to buy this...

The scariest thing is that the High, Super-High, and Ultra High radiation level stocks of their Uranium are sold out!

I'm tempted to buy some, but it would probably arrive at the door with several policemen accompanying it.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Um......I was gonna read the, um......but those eyebrows, they.........ehm, what was I saying?

 

[Aardvark Soup]

Err... Regular uranium is completely useless unless you have the facilities to enrich it (which the average terrorist doesn't, by the way). Otherwise it's just a boring, useless, non-explosive, barely radioactive rock.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Err... Regular uranium is completely useless unless you have the facilities to enrich it (which the average terrorist doesn't, by the way). Otherwise it's just a boring, useless, non-explosive, barely radioactive rock.

Ever heard of a dirty bomb?

 

[Aardvark Soup]

Err... Regular uranium is completely useless unless you have the facilities to enrich it (which the average terrorist doesn't, by the way). Otherwise it's just a boring, useless, non-explosive, barely radioactive rock.

Ever heard of a dirty bomb?

A dirty bomb requires enriched uranium as well.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Ooo... Nah, I've got better things than low-yield uranium...
Still, kinda new to find it sold on the internet.
[small]Haaauuuuuuuuuu~[/small]

 

[sagacious]

I just found this [http://unitednuclear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2_4] place on the Interwebs. And they actually are selling pretty cheap Uran0ium! I am very scared at the fact that you don't need a license to buy this...

The scariest thing is that the High, Super-High, and Ultra High radiation level stocks of their Uranium are sold out!

I'm tempted to buy some, but it would probably arrive at the door with several policemen accompanying it.

uranium, along with helium, is regulated in the US by the government. If you are in the US, you've been lied to, they don't have any uranium.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Because you can't do much with that sort of Uranium apart from slowly kill yourself with it, it isn't very valuable, Uranium for a Nuke or a Nuclear Power Station is very expensive.

 

[dmase]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lazar#United_Nuclear

I think this is the same place as your link, i'm surprised the site is still open but less then a year in jail for selling radioactive substances illegally thats funny.

 

[JupiterBase]

Ok, need some of those...need some of the yellow radiation tape to block off area in case experiment fails...gotta get an extra geiger counter just to be sure...crowbar definetly need a crowbar...

 

[dududf]

I do believe that for bombs you need some kind of concentrated uranium of sorts...

I'm more concerned about you being able to buy it. I may want to make some DU rounds when the Government ain't looking... of course I'd have to deplete the uranium some how...

Bah I'm poking holes in my wet toilet paper logic bag.

 

[ssgt splatter]

freaky

 

[Sassafrass]

*Pents fingers* Excellent...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...Sorry.
Still sorta weird though.

 

[Deathsigna]

I just found this [http://unitednuclear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2_4] place on the Interwebs. And they actually are selling pretty cheap Uran0ium! I am very scared at the fact that you don't need a license to buy this...

The scariest thing is that the High, Super-High, and Ultra High radiation level stocks of their Uranium are sold out!

I'm tempted to buy some, but it would probably arrive at the door with several policemen accompanying it.

Did you by any chance find this on Cracked.com's list of things you can actually buy on the internet?

 

[CosmicCommander]

Did you by any chance find this on Cracked.com's list of things you can actually buy on the internet?

Yes sir, yes I did.

 

[Deathsigna]

Did you by any chance find this on Cracked.com's list of things you can actually buy on the internet?

Yes sir, yes I did.

Haha, fair enough. I thought it was too much of a coincidence that I'd read about it a couple of days ago, only to see it again.

The problem with that website is that all the good stuff is too expensive, who the hell wants to buy safe uranium? It's just rocks.

 

[Plurralbles]

hmm... "scientific curiosities" Yep, sounds like the thing to get if you're in that market.

 

[mikecoulter]

How odd... Damn, all the really good ones are sold out!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Err... Regular uranium is completely useless unless you have the facilities to enrich it (which the average terrorist doesn't, by the way). Otherwise it's just a boring, useless, non-explosive, barely radioactive rock.

Ever heard of a dirty bomb?

Does it have anything to do with eyebrows?

Thats all i can think of at the moment for some reason.

 

[Karhax]

Err... Regular uranium is completely useless unless you have the facilities to enrich it (which the average terrorist doesn't, by the way). Otherwise it's just a boring, useless, non-explosive, barely radioactive rock.

Ever heard of a dirty bomb?

There has been some testing with so called "Dirty Bombs"

A dirty bomb is simply a bomb with a radioactive substance in it.
It is not a nuclear explosion.

The level of radioactivity created by a dirty bomb is nowhere close to that of an actual nuke.
You would be just fine if you evacuated the area.