Buy, Rent or Pass

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Rent, I've never heard the frog version and never will.

A car filled with random bullet holes.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Buy! I could convince people that It was a rare Mayan artifact. I would be rich!

A 'rare Mayan artifact'

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I could sell it to a museum for even more money.
[sup]Odd. It looks like a car filled with random bullet holes.[/sup]

A wheel of cheese duct-taped to a sports car.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Buy. I want the cheese.

A sports car and some length of duct tape.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, I would rather have a stereotypical pick-up truck.

A stereotypical pick-up truck.

 

[Merciful Death]

pass. the last stereotypical thing I bought turned out to be a moldy half eaten wheel of cheese with duct tape residue.

a dead green chinchilla

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Buy. Ive been looking for that thing.

Half of a green chinchilla.

 

[Merciful Death]

rent. i need to figure out which half i'm getting

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, I don't know what's for sale.

A pet wolf.

 

[Sassafrass]

Rent. I get bored easily.

Frankie Boyle, scottish comedian.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. I hate scots.

A limp banana.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, sounds like it actually means erectile dysfunction.

Erectile dysfunction

 

[Neonbob]

PASS.
I like my erectile material functioning normally.

a set of human teeth.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, mine is good enough.

A set of human organs.

 

[Empireth]

Pass, mine function just fine, thank you.

A microscope.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. I have no interest in the creatures that make me ill, why would I want to see them?

A toffee.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. Toffee is the worst candy ever made.

Invisible Words

 

[Empireth]

Pass, I don't want to ruin my supper.

A glass bottle. (bludgeoning weapon!)

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. Glass breaks too easily.

A doorbell.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. People can just knock.

A rock with a hole in it.