Buy, Rent or Pass

[Empireth]

Pass. It's a ***** to try to implement new words. Believe me, I've tried. It lasted four months, then died.

A book-on-tape of all the curse words in the world. Including those in sign language.
[sup]Ha, figure out how you learn those![/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

Pass. I already know every curse word, why would need a book on tape to justify that?

The Ability to speak Braille.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, how the hell do you speak braille?

A used Tyranid

 

[Neonbob]

BUY. I want a damn Tyranid.

A purple monkey eater.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, those damn monkeys keep stealing my sandviches.

A sandvich.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, re-sell to Neonbob

A new car.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, they usually make me want to kill the writer.

A fedora.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. Hats make my head itch.

A vase of flowers.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Buy. I'll give them to my mother for her birthday.

A bag of popcorn.

 

[Azraellod]

Buy. I wont eat it, but it's fun to throw at people in cinemas.

A set of fluffy dice.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, they make me look like a pimp.

A pimpin' purple ogre fur coat.

 

[Azraellod]

Buy. Nice and warm, and I like purple.

A set of brass scales.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, hit somebody with it.

A mace.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. Those things are hard to use, and I could take my own eye out.

An engineers toolbox.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, build sentry.

Sentry sapper.

 

[Azraellod]

Buy. If I'm playing offensively, I need more support.

A bottle of champagne.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Pass. I want to get drunk off liquor, not my ego.

The Office of President of the United States.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Pass, I'd get shot down by the others who want it.

A potion that lets you barf out rainbows.