Buy, Rent or Pass

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. I already have an AMAZING one.

My, ehem, 'lower' mustache.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass.
I'm not sure what you're implying, but I'm sure I don't want to know.

A pen with unlimited ink.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. Ink is for suckas.

A gallon of that liquid in cans of spam.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. Zero interest.

A beating human heart.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Rent. Kill it, then return.

The power to travel through time.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Pass, I rather not know how my future plays out. I might get disappointed.

Extraordinary Writing skills

 

[Azraellod]

Buy. My current writing skills are decent, but could be improved.

A piggy bank.

 

[Neonbob]

Rent.
I only need it for a few seconds >:-D

An entire library.

 

[SteakHeart]

Buy. Go reading!

A Rafflesia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafflesia)

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I don't need a flower to make my room smell bad.
I can do that on my own.

A pool.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass.

Your own movie.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Rent. It would be cool for like a week though.

The Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Pass. I'd rather not be like Mario.

The ability to conquer Spacetime. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacetime]

 

[Junkle]

Rent, I'd rather have it not be able to be traced back to me when I'm finished.

College.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I'm already in it, and I know how expensive buying it would be.

A tiny burger.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, not big enough.

A large burger.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. I'm hungry right now.

A five foot torch.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, some idiot might come over to my house, see it and set the house on fire.

A house that is currently on fire.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I just wanna watch.

An entirely chrome car.