Buy, Rent or Pass

[Neonbob]

Buy. I like them a bit.

A stereo loud enough to rip skin off.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. Set it in the middle of the street and play 2 Minutes to Midnight for hours on end.

A mechanical dragon.

 

[Azraellod]

Buy.
I happen to have a grudge against an organization for making too much noise, and this is just what I need to show them it isn't nice.
Well, I'll just destroy the organization with it then.

A helicopter.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy, need for zombie apocalypse.

A U-boat.

 

[Timotei]

Buy. Those damn British cruiseliners won't get off my lawn.

A balloon tank.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. One sharp bump and it's all over.

A metal stick.

 

[Timotei]

Buy. I mean...look at it...it's a metal stick!

A pink pinstripe suit

 

[Pm0n3y]

Pass. I Don't like pink

The Responsibility for a famous meme.

 

[dalek sec]

Pass, I'm lazy.

Some of the whiskey from Battlestar Galactica.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. When I'm old enough to drink, it'll be aged.

A self control device.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. I need purple to write the left-hand names of God on the inside of people's skins.

My sanity.

 

[Timotei]

Buy. The rent out to you.

PINGAS

 

[Neonbob]

...pass?...
What is it, anyway?

A large blob of sentient goo.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. It may be sentient, but I cant exactly have a coherent conversation with it.

A calendar.

 

[Neonbob]

Pass. I've got two already.

A doom song.

 

[Azraellod]

Rent. I can memorize it, so I wont need it for too long.

A scanner.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Pass. I have millions of scanners. MILLIONS!

A message in a bottle.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. It's probably just nonsense.

A world map.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. It would look cool in my dorm.

Sneaky shoes.