Buy, Rent or Pass

[Neonbob]

BUY.
[sup]they better have co-op[/sup]

Me!

 

[Azraellod]

Buy. I thought I already did though...

An empty CD case.

 

[Neonbob]

Rent. I would fill it with something good.
[sup]Wait...I thought I bought my own freedom...[/sup]

A fat kid.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. I'd only kill him since you gave him to me here.
[sup]Oh, that's right... oh well, I've bought you again now...[/sup]

An electric mop.

 

[Berethond]

Pass. Mops are stupid.

A whale.

 

[Neonbob]

Rent again.
I'm not gonna buy what's going to go away soon.
[sup]Motherf...fine.
*pays again*
Try to purchase me again, and I'll have to use force.[/sup]

A hammer with suspicious stains.

 

[Azraellod]

Buy. I can sell it as evidence to the police.
[sup]Curses. Why would he sell himself only to then buy his freedom, making a slight loss in the process?[/sup]

A rock with an engine in it.

 

[Berethond]

Pass. Why would I buy a murder weapon I just stole and then put back? That makes no sense.

The Magic Mouse (by Apple)

 

[Neonbob]

PASS. I hate the look of that thing.
[sup]Because I didn't read the fine print of some agreement.[/sup]

A pair of red bionic legs.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. My normal ones work ok at the moment.

A magnifying glass.

 

[Berethond]

Buy. Burn ants.

A nuclear bomb.

 

[Neonbob]

Buy. A thousand times buy. I can always use more.

A solid diamond toilet.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Buy, and then sell for an incredibly marked-up sum.

Fantasy knives.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. I lie too often for it to be a useful tool to me.

A shiny shiny pebble.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. I'll only end up killing it.

A village idiot.

 

[Azraellod]

Pass. Music is overrated.

A sock with a half-brick in it.