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Zombie Nixon

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In my opinion, FFVIII sucks on almost every level. Broken gameplay, unlikeable characters, story that feels like a ten year old wrote it, etc. The graphics and music and the only redeeming qualities that I can think of. Well, at least it's better than the 40 hour coma that was Final Fantasy XII.
 

domble

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lapan said:
Not even Xell and Selphie did really annoy me....i guess i am weird ;)
Well I think Selphie was saved by the speech bubbles, although Zell got to me sometimes. It's weird how you can kinda tell what kind of voice they'd use for him... probably one that sounds like it does a lot of extreme sports whilst perpetually stoned lol.

Zombie Nixon said:
The graphics and music and the only redeeming qualities that I can think of. Well, at least it's better than the 40 hour coma that was Final Fantasy XII.
Actually I don't think the graphics have held up as well as VII, because the sprites were simplistic I think that it gives it a camp, intentional feel whereas VIII looks a little more dated.

lol don't forget X-2, I saw it playing once and cried.
 

Zombie Nixon

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domble said:
Actually I don't think the graphics have held up as well as VII, because the sprites were simplistic I think that it gives it a camp, intentional feel whereas VIII looks a little more dated.

lol don't forget X-2, I saw it playing once and cried.
I started up X-2 and actually liked the intro cinematic. I figured FFX-2 was gonna be a clever parody of all the Jpop shit that's been endemic to the genre for a while.

Man oh man, was I wrong.
 

domble

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starfox444 said:
Quite a nice summary in the verdict section, but the rest of the review was a bit hard to read from the seething hate I felt coming from it. In some cases, I thought the tone bordered on arrogance.

Maybe because you use "Oh" a few times and for some reason, I have the most terrifyingly negative connotations when someone says "Oh."

In regards to the game; Me? I'm not a FF person.
Shit man, I'm sorry it came across that way. I absolutely love the game, but I wanted to bring across the fact that while I knew it had some *glaring* faults, it was still completely brilliant to me.

It's true that some of the stuff makes me angry in the game, but that doesn't stop me from absolutely adoring it.

Have you played any of the FF's? :)
 

domble

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-- sorry, the page said there was an error and it posted the same comment twice, please delete if possible, thanks mods :D --
 

Katana314

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I think I realize now that the reason I lost that game horribly was because after the magic-junctioning tutorial I just said "Uh wat" and just made sure I had GFs junctioned and over-summoned them the whole game.
 

CloudKiller

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I actually liked the fact that certain key elements in the plot were never explained, the biggest being "Why the hell does Ultimecia want to compress time?"

It has led to the creation of many different fan-made theories about the game's story which, as far as I know, no other RPG has. The "Rinoa is Ultimecia" theory and my favourite the "Squall's Dead" theory.
 

Twad

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I like the way your page is structured. Otherwise, an entertaining read. GOod job!
 

domble

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CloudKiller said:
sniptastic
Squall's dead theory?
Twad said:
I like the way your page is structured. Otherwise, an entertaining read. GOod job!
thanks man, it takes time to write the code, but it's worth it.

steal it if you like, it's free to everyone :D
 

CloudKiller

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domble said:
CloudKiller said:
sniptastic
Squall's dead theory?
Essentially, it's a theory that Squall died at the end of disc one, when Edea spear's him with the ice spell, and that the rest of the game is a dream sequence.

**Huge spoilers for FFVIII follow**

When you consider that up until that point the game is fairly based in reality, for an rpg at least, but after that it starts getting weird.

little red lions, buildings that can suddenly fly, the way Squall becomes the leader even though he's a new SeeD, he gets his dream girl even though she loved Seifer, Seifer goes from being a rival to being Mr. big bad evil. Time Travel. Huge futuristic cities. Meeting Laguna (a guy he dreamt of), going into space, monsters falling from the moon. Cid and Edea being married, all his friends and he were at the same orphanage.

the list goes on and on.

**End Spoilers**

it's all fan-made though, still I quite like it. For more info see http://squallsdead.com/
 

domble

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CloudKiller said:
Okay, I officially love that. It makes a lot of sense and is actually pretty heartbreaking if you think about it... lol kudos to whoever thought that up, and why haven't we applied them to making the world a better place in some way?
 

Pyotr Romanov

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CmdrGoob said:
This is a gaming discussion forum, not a fanboys agreeing with each other forum. I feel like discussing what's wrong with this game.
So because this is a gaming forum we can't agree with eachother? When did the definition of 'gaming forum' become 'A place on the internet where people can freely bash eachother, with the shield of aninomity, and no-one is allowed to play nice.'?
Very well then, I'll leave and find a nice 'fanboys agree with eachother' forum.

Disclaimer: I have never played FFVIII and am not trying to defend of attack it in any way. By the time I post this the war is probably already over, but I still found the need to say this to someone who apparently hates peace and nice people getting along with eachother.