Caffeine: Inception - One Year Anniversary!

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[HEADING=1]caffeine|[small]domble[/small][/HEADING][HEADING=1]INCEPTION[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Anyone else noticed the 3rd Rock cast getting very popular lately?[/HEADING]
We, that is the cinema-going public, are constantly crying out for new and exciting things. Our patience is growing thin for comic book films, our remake to originality ratio is on the uncomfortable side of bum jumped, and if we see another set of fangs on the big screen we're probably going to open our own jugulars to save the sparkly undead the effort. Then a film like Inception comes along.

We finally get a completely new film with a fresh, unique concept and what happens? It becomes a critical and commercial succe- Wait, what?

Okay, this can't be right. This means that the world is working the way it should. Next thing you know firemen will be paid more than footballers and the world will open up in a gaping maw to swallow Paris Hilton - and if you don't find irony in Paris Hilton dying by way of gaping maw then please stop reading as my reviews aren't going to be to your taste.

Now critics a little more timely than yours truly will have already pointed out that Inception is directed by Hollywood's latest golden boy Chris Nolan, who directed the finger-gnawingly good The Dark Knight - an act which earned him a special place on the list of Guys it's Okay to Fancy. For those of you who keep track of my futile fight against gaydom, he joins his peers Stephen Fry, Patrick Stewart and Ryan Reynolds in the race to apply for a restraining order.

My fondness for digression aside for a moment, let's move onto my penchant for lame introduction closers: Is Inception a dream come true, or did Nolan wet the bed?

Hot-cha.
[HEADING=1]"We need to go deeper."[/HEADING]​
[HEADING=3]That's what she said, etcetera.[/HEADING]
After the likes of Titanic and Catch Me if you Can, I was delighted when Leonardo DiCaprio decided to become an actor. It was like a switch in his brain flipped in about 2006 and he said to himself "Holy shit, I don't have to be just an embrassingly more talented version of Robert Pattinson... Whoever he is because Twilight won't be made for another two years."
That's right, DiCaprio can see into the future.

My point is that Cheezburger's newest Meme sensation [http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/e2d276f5-7b8d-41f1-9b85-75ade03f2d97.jpg] has started showing enough promise to be The Next Big Thing. I stay "started" because he hasn't yet subscribed to Scientology, been caught with drugs or become Will Smith. Yet.

In Dom Cobb[footnote]A character I instantly liked once I found out we share a name. Look, it's a big thing for me; no one has this name. The last one was Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious, and I could write books about how little I care about cars. Or Vin Diesel.[/footnote] he has a truly intriguing character. One that is equal parts troubled hero, flawed victim and fractured addict. To his unending credit, DiCaprio brings them all to the table with finesse and an easy charisma which is quickly becoming his calling card. With a simple glance and a ratty goatee, he does more than most actors can hope to in an entire career.

Speaking of people rocketing skywards with a total disregard for physics, we also have Tom Hardy as Eames, and after starring in the double whammy of Bronson and Rock'n'Rolla he has been either casted or desired for Every Project in the Movie World for the Foreseeable Future. Here playing the role of Limey Scumbag, he exudes so much roguish charm you could probably bottle it and sell it to bookish types as some kind of getting laid insurance policy on a night out.

One thing the film definitely isn't lacking in is Totty. There's Cillian Murphy for the ladies who like 'em skinny, Irish and creepy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt for ladies who believe the Third Rock crowd need a career in gritty psuedo-realism, and Ellen Page for ladies who like other ladies. Don't like 'em too young, girls? Go for a bit of Ken Watanabe, the very definition of FILF.
Let's see if that particular piece of vernacular will embed itself into the public consciousness.

Anyway, you can rest assured that you won't find a bad performance here, but the real star of the show is DiCaprio and his host of inner demons. While his character is great one, the rest of the cast suffer a little from lack of characterisation and mostly revert to archetypes. Normally I'd be happy to get out my criticism stick and go to town, but in this case it works - and in spite of this everyone gets their own little moment to shine.
[HEADING=2]" Dreams feel real while we're in them...[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]... We only realise something was wrong when we wake up."[/HEADING]​
[HEADING=3]My uncle had a dream where he got up and went to work. Then he got up and went to work.
I have an interesting family.
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Now talking about Inception without revealing major plot points is difficult. This is because everything that happens is a major plot point. Honestly, it's like after Rotten Tomatoes gave The Prestige a paltry 75% he decided he hated critics and wanted to give them as hard a time as possible. Yeesh Chris, it's not our fault it was only great, you're the one who failed to make our testicles explode in cinemagraphic wonder.

So instead of talking about the plot too much, I'll tackle the issue of the concept being stolen from a Donald Duck comic.
First off, let's just state the obvious: No one gives a fuck. If a nappy-wearing pond-dweller has to be ripped off to bring us one of the most exhilarating pieces of cinema in years then it's a price that I, for one, am more than happy to pay. And did everyone suddenly forget about 2000's The Cell? I would have thought that it would have been a much more pertinent comparison seeing as, y'know, it's practically the same film.

Okay stealing ideas is a pretty serious thing in the courtroom, but as a cinema-going misanthrope I couldn't really care less as long as I'm being entertained. And in this aspect, Inception delivers in a variety of ways.

The film is just packed with things you've never experienced before. Ever seen a fistfight occur on a staircase that defies physics, or a city folded over like a calzone? Of course not, and if I told you that these, compared to the rest of the content of the film, are boring subjects, you know you're in for a treat.

The only thing is that arming the film with these bold ideas has given it some kind of ego. If this was a school yard Inception would swagger in without its tie, high five the nearest douchebag with his pants on too low and wink at a girl so hard she'd pass out in sheer ecstasy. Yes, it's very, very cool, but its not as smart as it likes to think it is. It seems to have started out with the idea that it wants to say something about life, reality and the way the mind views things, but then it figured out that gunfights in zero gravity are totally sweet and got distracted.

These little details are extremely entertaining, it has to be said, but the overall narrative suffers for it. Imagine being given a summary of all six seasons of Lost by a man who is on fire - yes, fire is awesome, but you can hardly pay attention to it and the words he is screaming with his last handful of breaths and still have a good idea of what's going on. It's clear that this is film was intended to be viewed more than once to glean its full meaning, but the hefty run time will alienate a lot of people, including myself, from doing that. And I enjoyed it.

Just a coincidence with no bearing on the film itself, but this is actually the first movie I have ever viewed in IMAX. My opinion of the format in less than ten words? I No Longer Care About IMAX.
[HEADING=2]"They come here to sleep?"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]"No, they come to wake up."[/HEADING]​
[HEADING=3]A good end quote; sounds great, but if you listen closely you'll discover that it doesn't really mean anything.[/HEADING]
The Verdict? One of the boldest pieces of mainstream cinema in years, and original in content if not in concept.

With all its lights and dazzle, it'll leave some a bit bewildered about exactly what it's trying to say, but even if you leave nonplussed, at least you'll be entertained in the process. For those of you who are sick of the usual brainless blockbuster fare this will hardly be, aha, your worst nightmare.

Hot, and indeed, cha.
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Hey guys, September 2nd was my one year anniversary for the Caffeine series!
A big thanks to everyone who has offered their support over this past year, you've made these trivial wastes of time a pleasure to write. I hope you enjoyed the previous reviews, mainly because I'm too lazy to improve so this is about the best you can expect.


A special mention to Pimppeter2 who managed to put up with my nonsense long enough to write not one but two Knuckleduster collaborations. Thanks man, you performed a miracle in bringing my reviews to the unwashed masses.

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JourneyThroughHell

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Bravo, a great read that didn't spoil anything about the movie's plot.

About the movie itself... don't want to seem stupid, but I don't get it. The fuss, I mean, oh, and the movie, too. Sure, it was fun and genuinely well-made but the story just didn't cut it for me - it was that I thought the movie had the greatest concept ever and then screwed it over with needless complications and general lack of common sense.

Still, it was good. But, after seeing The Dark Knight, I know Nolan can do better.
 

Stranger of Sorts

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Well done on a year Domble, it's been good.

But the film? I didn't especially like it. It was good, yes... but nothing really clicked for me. While watching it I acknowledged the fact that it was good but as soon as I exited it left no lasting impression. Maybe this is down to my personal taste or it may be down to the fact that my mind has moved so far into the surreal and abstract that now it is all I can appreciate properly. The last film I watched that I really thought was great must have been Leon and that was ages ago.

Oh well, enough of my ramblings; all I planned to say when I started typing was "great review" but that doesn't seem to have happened.
 

domble

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JourneyThroughHell said:
Yeah one reviewer reckoned it was better than the dark knight, a statement which can only be described as "celluloid heresy". I can see why they were so impressed, but for me it just stands as something very entertaining but not at all that thoughtful.

BlueInkAlchemist said:
Great review, domble. Thanks for keeping the series going.
my pleasure man, I've loved writing every single one of these :D

Stranger of Sorts said:
Like I say, I think it's super cool n' all, but that a thoughtful film makes not. It was blatantly meant to be something else, but then the action was amped up and the musings toned down for the masses and the mindfuck to explosions ratio became a bit unbalanced.

Still, you could do a lot worse. And Leon is 'triffic :D
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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Good review, though I think you're slipping because I actually spotted a typo in this one, dun dun dun! Or rather, a word you're missing. Specifically this one:

domble said:
you can hardly pay attention to it and the words he is screaming with his last handful [of] breaths
The movie-going members of my family went to see this without me while I was at work because "It was my sister's birthday!", so I still haven't gotten around to seeing it despite really wanting to. And I don't mean that I had to work so they went without me and I'm just complaining because I have a sense of entitlement, I mean they went to a first matinee in the middle of the bloody week, during normal daytime working hours. Which required at least one of them to not go into work themselves. They didn't even bother telling me they were planning on doing that so I could so much as attempt to get the day off either.

Stupid backstabbing family, watching Inception without me.
 

domble

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SirBryghtside said:
one year of snip!
one of the most dedicated masochists!
haha I remember the cat review, I loved how i used to spend hours pouring over reviews, then I crank out one in ten minutes based on my feline companion and everyone went nuts. lol c'est la vie.

And yes, definitely see this, if nothing else than to see what all the fuss is about.

Gildan Bladeborn said:
typo sinp
ah well spotted! -hastily edits- I cut off a finger for every one of these... I'm currently typing with my nose.

and the family thing? You know where they sleep, and you know what must be done.
 

domble

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SirBryghtside said:
tongue in snip
Ah! that typo... it was on purpose, yeah! But now that you've mentioned it I don't like it any more so now it is changed. Yeah, that was totally it.

and cool with the reviews man, did I read that? If not link me, and link me hard :D
 

Rusty Bucket

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Dear god, those puns were painful. Actual, physical pain.

Nevertheless, a fantastic review. Congratulations on the anniversary, I've yet to read a review of yours that I didn't love. Still occasionally re-read the cat one, and I always end up in fits of laughter.
 

domble

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Rusty Bucket said:
Dear god, those puns were painful. Actual, physical pain.

Nevertheless, a fantastic review. Congratulations on the anniversary, I've yet to read a review of yours that I didn't love. Still occasionally re-read the cat one, and I always end up in fits of laughter.
Again, Masochist!

Haha thanks man, I'm proud of, and confused by, the cat review in equal measures.

To many more!
 

joe the janitor

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Good review! Well.... I didn't actually read it. I'm kinda tired. But it looks really cool with the borders, and different fonts, and such! I think I'll read it tomorrow. I've seen some of your other reviews too and they were really good so keep up the good work!

10/10 for including a Donald Duck cartoon
 

domble

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joe the janitor said:
donnie snippo
lol thanks man, hope you had time to read it in the interim!
[small]if not I'll come and find you[/small]

:D

Freebird. said:
Great review, man. And congrats on doing this for a year.
thanks man, and my pleasure :) It's actually amazing because I don't stick with anything usually, me having the attention span of a particularly distracted kitten and all lol
 

domble

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SirBryghtside said:
wow man, that was a pretty good read, but peekchores always make a review look better :D And I can't wait for the metroid one, unbelievably i've never played a game from the series so I'd like to know what the fuss is about lol

send me a message when it's up, and if it helps I've always found dangerous amounts of energy drinks speed up writing. Inspiration juice!
 

Timotei

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Congrats on a year of excellence. Still loving the format after all this time.
 

domble

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Timotei said:
Congrats on a year of excellence. Still loving the format after all this time.
lol some may contest the excellence part, but thanks :D

Oh yeah I forgot to comment on your reach review, I really enjoyed it. To the main review page!
 

katsabas

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I have no complaints about the review since everything I read from domble is a riot bomb and a blast to read but...can it be? Is that a Don Rosa comic? You know Don Rosa? You read his stories??? You are the second guy is bump into since I have been posting here!

Also, FILF? Oh God, how the hell am I going to sleep now?
 

Huxleykrcc

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What's sad to me is that no one ever mentions Memento when talking about Nolan. It's a better movie than the Dark Knight by a good factor of 2-3. I recommend it.

Anyway, I think Inception makes the classic mistake of ignoring character for plot. Plot should be something that is incidental to character; the beautiful and masterful TV show "Six Feet Under" is a great example. If someone asks you "what's it about?" you find you can't say much more than "about a family who runs a funeral home." That's it. It's about their lives; it's about those people. What story it has is really just an annoying necessity for us to watch a number of genuine, interesting, and occasionally whacko people live five years of their lives, which are only slightly more exciting than yours or mine.

It's an extreme example (though it's worth noting that this extreme example is one of the best TV series ever aired), but nonetheless, a good one. Inception focuses entirely on Cobb in terms of character; I forgot everyone else's name five minutes after the credits, and frankly, the whole "tortured but noble" thing is neither complex nor original. DiCaprio is great for it, I admit; he just acts HARD. I swear acting makes his blood pressure rise, and it's perfect for his part. That being said, the fact that the rest of the character's have about as personality as the gunslingers in Far Cry 2 really isn't to the movie's credit.

Of course, it's a thriller. Thrillers are about plot, but then, why the fuck does every modern movie have to overcomplicate (and have wild S&M sex with) itself with a bunch of pseudophilosophical bullshit that's really about absolutely nothing? I mean, apart from the elegant ending, the whole implication about the relationship of dreams to reality is communicated heavy-handedly and is anyway not half as cool as the movie thinks it is. Taken is good example of a great thriller: it's simple, unpretentious, and entertaining. The Dark Knight manages to inject some good, more grounded philosophical thinking an otherwise fun and verisimilitudinal adventure. Inception, on the other hand, gets too caught up in how cool it is and utterly any sense of humor is lost in the slinging of nonsense.

Funnily enough, I thought the movie was pretty good. Better than most of the swill on the screen, for sure. But I think people give it entirely too much credit.

EDIT: To be clear, I'm not insinuating that I'm contradicting anyone who posted here, including the OP. I just wanted to rant.
 

domble

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katsabas said:
I have no complaints about the review since everything I read from domble is a riot bomb and a blast to read but...can it be? Is that a Don Rosa comic? You know Don Rosa? You read his stories??? You are the second guy is bump into since I have been posting here!

Also, FILF? Oh God, how the hell am I going to sleep now?
haha yeah there was this whole thing about inception being originally quacked out of a duck. Soon faded when everyone realised that no one gave a fuck

and filf - one of my contributions to the world. Don't worry, they're all terrible :D
 

zombiesinc

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What a fantastic review! It was extremely visually appealing, while informative and entertaining. Damn, I'm impressed. This is the first review I've had the privilege to read, but I do look forward to more!

I only noticed one typo:

Imagine being given a summary of all six seasons of Lost by a man who is one fire - yes, fire is awesome
I really enjoyed the gravity-less fight scene, but hardly enjoyed the rest, especially during the final scenes. Still, by far one of my favourite films.