California Police Issue Safety Warning About Pedobear

[ShadowKirby]

he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they're rapin errbody out here

 

[Asmundr]

You know, I was in San Luis Obispo with my father when he was visiting an old friend of his a few years back. Some guy at a gas station asked where I was from and I said Texas; dude looked at me and said that I was from "that backwards gun lovers state"...

Seems like some folks in California are the back-word ones.

 

[Furioso]

Dear Californian police officers:
that is all

Greatest. Video. Ever.
OT: This is just like when people though scattered lightbrights of one of the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force were bombs, seriously look it up its real

 

[Sougo]

People in California should call 911 and report any sightings of Pedobear; on and off the net!

Ofcourse since California is gonna lock up all the games, a lot of Nerds across the state will have nothing better to do than to go for a stroll ... in their pedobear costumes.

Police chasing pedobear chasing Justin Beiber a little girl!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I burst out laughing when I got to "cute face and non-threatening appearance negate the truth of his sinister, much darker side." This is absolutely hilarious.

On the other hand I guess we had better be more careful now about what memes we use in real life

hahahaha same here, fricken was laughing out loud about this.

although i can see why they should be cautious..but the most they should have done was just kept an eye on that guy, not freakin kick him out, if hes just trolling about it its a very funny costume that is awesome to have, but at the same time that would be sinister and ingenious to use a rape costume to actually get childrenn...=\

 

[teutonicman]

I'm so putting this on stumble upon. As retarded as this sounds it's good that "teh internetz" (ugh) is becoming more mainstream.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Oh this is priceless XD

 

[Formica Archonis]

so well known in fact that California police have issued a safety warning to the public about the "innocent menace" that Pedobear represents.

Innocent menace?

Innocent: free from moral wrong; without sin; pure; not involving evil intent or motive; not causing physical or moral injury; harmless.

Menace: something that threatens to cause evil, harm, injury, etc.; a person whose actions, attitudes, or ideas are considered dangerous or harmful.

THESE WORDS DO NOT WORK TOGETHER!

They say that Pedobear's "cute face and non-threatening appearance negate the truth of his sinister, much darker side."

Number of actual children Pedobear has molested: 0.

Number of actual children "respectable" people with power have molested: Seemingly infinite.

Might want to focus on the proven danger there, Mr. Police Officer.

We have gone from a society of movers and shakers to a society of press-releasers. Welcome to the empire's fall, kids. Enjoy the bread and circuses.

Pedobear is and should be associated with the internet and pedophiles/sexually-preferential offenders who reportedly use him to communicate their interests in young children to each other."

I love that. The entire point of the document is to FEAR THE BEAR! but their evidence can be summed up as panic-panic-guy-over-there-seen-with-a-kid-REPORTEDLY-child-molester-panic-panic.

Due to photos police saw of children photographed with Pedobear, the police say: "Disguised as innocence, this underground community that would make victims of our children teasingly reaches out into the light of day."

So one guy in a suit in public surrounded by cameras watching his every move = advanced agent for the Pedophile Illuminati?

... I... what?

I can see some cop sitting inside HQ gibbering "First the queers ruined rainbows and now the baby-rapers are ruining teddy bears!"

"may be an indicator of the presence of individuals who have a predilection to sexually inappropriate, or even assaultive behavior,"

Translation: We will use it as a justification to kick down your door, terrorize your family, and shoot your dog in the middle of the night. Saves us having to make up an "anonymous tip" and finds you guilty in the eyes of the potential jury pool all at once!

"Beware the Four Horsemen of the Information Apocalypse: terrorists, drug dealers, kidnappers, and child pornographers. Seems like you can scare any public into allowing the government to do anything with those four." - Bruce Schneier [http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/12/computer_crime_1.html].

 

[twillman15]

Pedobear is like this pizza i had the other night. In order to enjoy it you got to forget about everything that you thought was right in the world.

 

[Flunk]

This is particularly stupid because the Pedobear meme has been around for so long. 6 years so far...

Dumb fact, did you know that Pedobear was initially known by the Japanese name "Kuma" which just means bear. He became a pedo later on after some unfortunate pictures involving little girls.

 

[elricik]

It seems like the California Police Force is the biggest troll of them all.

 

[samsonguy920]

I can understand the concern. Just because pedo bear isn't intented to be some kind of sign for pedos to know each other, doesn't mean he couldn't become something like that or even already be used as one.

Trouble with that logic is obvious here: it is the police that are making it out to be something like that or even already be used as one.
This is a case of people not having a frakkin clue about what's going on and making their own conclusions. Add one more Merit of Stupidity to the San Luis Obispo County Police.
If I lived near there, I would get me a plush, hang it from my rear view mirror and drive right through town with it in plain sight. I wouldn't take it into a convention(that IS bad taste) but I sure as hell can drive with it on the street.

Oh yes. They are real. And they are awesome!
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Link to plush [http://shop.desutoys.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=dt0001]
12" Pedobear Plush Doll
It's Pedobear, the Pedestrian Bear! See him walk! Running bear!
He marches, determined! Where is he going? To YOUR home! NOW!

You are the intelligent insanity in a world of morons.

 

[aaron552]

So... successful troll is successful?

 

[Endocrom]

PALM TO THE FACE...

Hey cool, I made that avatar back when I frequented IGN. Glad to see it's getting around.

Back on topic:
Okay, I realize that real pedophiles do ocasionally reach out to other pedos, but using a recognizable image that already has pedophilia associated with it seems like a pretty bone-headed thing to do even for someone with a screwed up mental state. Our tax dollars at work.

Besides, everybody knows it's Weegee that's the real threat.

 

[Kelethor]

But look! hes so friendly! who couldn't trust that face? :}

 

[Macgyvercas]

Doesn't California have anything better to do than attack the Internet and the games industry? No offense to anyone who lives in California, but that state is really annoying me lately.

 

[Catalyst6]

Reminds me of the time when someone hung a "Pool's Closed" picture on a city pool and the news station completely misinterpreted it (read: lost their shit over it)

 

[Hithlain]

The problem now is that pedophiles will now think... hey, that's a great idea!

Fail.

 

[randomsix]

I feel like people who aren't often on the internet lack comprehension surrounding the phenomenon of the lulz.