Call off the rescue.

[TacticalShoe]

I suppose I could mention that you spent most of Halo 3 wandering around looking for Cortana while she gave you these really gay flashbacks.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

ANY non-player character that needs rescuing deserves digital death if they are part of an escort mission.

 

[Kodlak]

Any person caught by a hunter in L4D, I feel it's your own fault for being caught.

 

[Flour]

Hostages in Counter Strike. Fuck those cunts, last time I've played against my friend ( I suck at CS, I've literally only played the game about 5 times) I was using them as living shields (And no, I wasn't a terrorist. I was a counter-terrorist)

I loved to do that too. Of course, I did it as a T on servers where people got kicked after two hostage kills and everybody knew how many pistol shots a hostage could survive before the next shot killed it.

On-Topic: I'm never bothered by escort/rescue missions. Hey, if I can get through 90% of Ninja Gaiden 2 on the highest possible available difficulty then a simple escort/rescue mission isn't going to annoy me.

 

[Richard Hannay]

I just thought of another! =D

...What about Ashley? RE4 anyone? >=)

You have chosen wisely.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Ashley in RE4.

 

[Ganthrinor]

I have yet to play a game with a "Rescue so-and-so" mission where I *didn't* think to myself "Fuck this, I'm going to Disneyland".

 

[Pimppeter2]

That one Fighters guild mission in Oblivion.

Like we couldn't guess he was dead in the first place

 

[Thaius]

Well I kind of thought that way about the princess in Braid, but I kept playing 'cause the game was flat-out amazing. Then I got to the end.

My mind is still trying to recover from that masterfully accomplished flaying.