Calling All Future Supervillians!!

[Dumbledude]

Heres an idea for all you budding havoc creators out there itching to decapitate the ugly head of society from it's unworthy shoulders! Tell me all you're ultra evil and cunningly unique ideas for destroying a city of your choice! But please be original, no blow up city hall or any of the run of the mill crap! The best ideas shall be handpicked by 2 Evil masterminds and shall be asked to join a very exclusive club!

 

[Kasawd]

After my stint as a well respected officer, I will run for mayor. Through use of bribes and intimidation, I will rise to the top of the poles. Using my connections, I will begin to play the gangs of the cit yagainst each other. When gang-related violence is at it's highest, I will detonate explosives at highly populated locations.

In the confusion, I'll sweep my personal army through the city, killing everything that moves with anything that shoots.

Then, I'll collect the wallets!

 

[Dumbledude]

Dearest Furburt, please expand!!

 

[delet]

A city? Just a city? Blagh, barely worth it. If I'm going to work to destroy something, it's going to be the human race as a whole, through a benign cult of sorts working for one massive genocidal suicide of the entirety of the human race. Of course, many people will be unwilling to do this, so... improvisation will be encouraged. The result is, more or less, a widespread pandemic of killing sprees with the soul purpose being to raise the body count. If enough people work at the same time all around the globe to do this same thing, officials will be overwhelmed and will be unable to protect the masses, leading to more deaths until, eventually, only the Cult is remaining. At that point, it's just a matter of fruit punch and a social gathering.

 

[Shadowfaze]

My army of mutant man eating squirrels. we will storm the white house and then crown ourselves KING!

 

[GDW]

Me? I'm just going to start going around, antagonizing all those "costumed vigalantes" here in the U.S. and kill them.

That's it.

Just going to make a costume, make up a terrible name and torture/kill them each on camera, sending it to all the others until their too fucking scared to continue their games.

Yup. Been following two that are around here for awhile now.

 

[Kasawd]

After my stint as a well respected officer, I will run for mayor. Through use of bribes and intimidation, I will rise to the top of the poles. Using my connections, I will begin to play the gangs of the cit yagainst each other. When gang-related violence is at it's highest, I will detonate explosives at highly populated locations.

In the confusion, I'll sweep my personal army through the city, killing everything that moves with anything that shoots.

Then, I'll collect the wallets!

I get the feeling your thought this through a bit too much.

Not at all.

That is me being brief. If I'm a supervillain, Occams Razor doesn't apply to me.

Also, I'm planning something like this IRL(Without all the death).

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Be afraid.

 

[Sassafrass]

My plan is genius!
It involves toasters, some mechanical arms, Skynet and man pages.

Spoiler: I present the future of this planet! The Toaster of Death!

 

[Vek]

Infect a homeless bum with ebola. Let the disease run rampant. Claim to have vacccine, and infect those "vaccinated" with spanish flu.

Oh wait, this is just a single city...

 

[Dumbledude]

Mr.Death, this is a well thought out idea that you have clearly spent many a lonesome night contemplating, but our organisation requires TOTAL annialation of the populas of the city in question! That would include the gang members who did you're dirty evil deeds for you! Everybody must perish exept our elite organisation!

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

One compound word. Godzilla-Zombie.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Cute Puppies

THAT EAT YOUR FACE RAW AND PISS ON YOUR REMAINS SHORTLY BEFORE TEABAGGING YOU IN YOUR MOUTHH

Start an underground fire and drive people out like in Centralia, except they all die instead of just leaving.

 

[Dumbledude]

EBOLA!!!!! That is amazing!! Such a disease would so quickly wipe out a population of a city within days, and because it's a hobo, nobody will give 2 hoots! Thats just what we're looking for!!

 

[LeonLethality]

Pirates with laser eyes riding bears.