I shall get a Death Note and a phone book.
I shall also have to vist a lot of Facebook accounts.
I shall also have to vist a lot of Facebook accounts.
Calling All Future Supervillians!!
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Night of the living, flying, killer knives. In flocks.
You're all fucked. Once I genetically engineer them right, the last ones had the unfortunate desire to commit suicide.
You're all fucked. Once I genetically engineer them right, the last ones had the unfortunate desire to commit suicide.
CrysisMcGee said:
"Now that your saviours as still as a grave you're beging to fear me
Like caveman hear thunder I still have to wonder can you really hear me"
But, on topic, Robots. Robots with Coilguns. Based roughly on the Tachikoma. Fully WiFi compliant, for easy http control.
I might prepare the population by doping the water supply with the strongest aphrodesiacs known to man.
Orchestrate a fake attack on the city from some foreign country (probably North Korea, cuz they crazy!) then "fight them off" guerilla style and take the glory with it.
When they give me a parade all the soldiers lining my route will take out the major figures and place me in the seat of government. I will act as if I didn't orchestrate this but that it's "what the people want" and I will "reluctantly" accept my new office.
Then when the people become disillusioned with me, ATTACK THE NORTH KOREANS!
When they give me a parade all the soldiers lining my route will take out the major figures and place me in the seat of government. I will act as if I didn't orchestrate this but that it's "what the people want" and I will "reluctantly" accept my new office.
Then when the people become disillusioned with me, ATTACK THE NORTH KOREANS!
I see your invasion of sentient Penny Farthings and raise you one invasion of Homicidal Parrots With Diamond Beaks And Eyes That Fire What I Can Only Assume Are Lasers 0_oContinuum said:I see your Penguin Invasion and I raise you one invasion of sentient Penny Farthings.Furburt said:
[sup]He has no idea that the penny farthing is about to eat him.[/sup]
Wait till you hear mine.Furburt said:I get the feeling your thought this through a bit too much.FanofDeath said:After my stint as a well respected officer, I will run for mayor. Through use of bribes and intimidation, I will rise to the top of the poles. Using my connections, I will begin to play the gangs of the cit yagainst each other. When gang-related violence is at it's highest, I will detonate explosives at highly populated locations.
In the confusion, I'll sweep my personal army through the city, killing everything that moves with anything that shoots.
Then, I'll collect the wallets!
I will gather a group of associates who can be absolutely trusted to work together and obey my instructions. Over the course of several years, through business transactions and, quite probably, criminal activity, my associates I will stockpile vast quantities of money which only my associates and I will have access to. The amount of money would need to number in the hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars, so it would be a lengthy process.
During this time, I will work my associates into the governments of the world's most powerful countries. I will remain behind the scenes to direct them; they will work with each other, but no one else will know of it at this stage. Once they are all in positions of influence, I will begin sponsoring terrorist organisations throughout the world to attack the governments and political leaders of aforementioned powerful countries, ideally resulting in the death of most of those countries' premiers.
In the wake of this crisis, my associates will, one at a time, unveil an initiative to construct a global network to fight the terrorist threat. Said network will have full access to the funds stockpiled earlier. They will take the place of the dead premiers of each country, and will have total control under various emergency powers acts. Following this, my associates, with me in the background, will have collective control over the entire world.
Is it not genius? Not only could it work without reducing the world to a smouldering pile of rubble (as most of my other plans do), no one would even know I was behind it, eliminating the possibility of assassination!Furburt said:...Dear God.Anachronism said:Wait till you hear mine.Furburt said:I get the feeling your thought this through a bit too much.FanofDeath said:After my stint as a well respected officer, I will run for mayor. Through use of bribes and intimidation, I will rise to the top of the poles. Using my connections, I will begin to play the gangs of the cit yagainst each other. When gang-related violence is at it's highest, I will detonate explosives at highly populated locations.
In the confusion, I'll sweep my personal army through the city, killing everything that moves with anything that shoots.
Then, I'll collect the wallets!
I will gather a group of associates who can be absolutely trusted to work together and obey my instructions. Over the course of several years, through business transactions and, quite probably, criminal activity, my associates I will stockpile vast quantities of money which only my associates and I will have access to. The amount of money would need to number in the hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars, so it would be a lengthy process.
During this time, I will work my associates into the governments of the world's most powerful countries. I will remain behind the scenes to direct them; they will work with each other, but no one else will know of it at this stage. Once they are all in positions of influence, I will begin sponsoring terrorist organisations throughout the world to attack the governments and political leaders of aforementioned powerful countries, ideally resulting in the death of most of those countries' premier.
In the wake of this crisis, my associates will, one at a time, unveil an initiative to construct a global network to fight the terrorist threat. They will take the place of the dead premiers of each country, and will have total control under various emergency powers acts. The terrorist organisations will be crushed, and following this, my associates, with me in the background, will have collective control over the entire world.
Thank you. You shall be the last to die/have his insides digested/be mutated and possibly killed by Cthulhu.Mrsnugglesworth said:
Put out sublimnal message in all TV programs that says that they should start a roit ageinst the other side of town. Then when there paranoid fantasies come to a peak I will send out another message to attack and rebuild the city. They will then destroy the city for me. To insure no interferance I will send out another message to tell all people not to tell the outside world. Done.
