I shall get a Death Note and a phone book.
I shall also have to vist a lot of Facebook accounts.
I shall also have to vist a lot of Facebook accounts.
CrysisMcGee said:With my Freeze ray I will stop....the world.
With my Freeze Ray I will find the time to find the words.
I'd probably Join the Evil league of Evil.
I see your invasion of sentient Penny Farthings and raise you one invasion of Homicidal Parrots With Diamond Beaks And Eyes That Fire What I Can Only Assume Are Lasers 0_oContinuum said:I see your Penguin Invasion and I raise you one invasion of sentient Penny Farthings.Furburt said:Two Words.
Penguin Invasion.
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[sup]He has no idea that the penny farthing is about to eat him.[/sup]
Wait till you hear mine.Furburt said:I get the feeling your thought this through a bit too much.FanofDeath said:After my stint as a well respected officer, I will run for mayor. Through use of bribes and intimidation, I will rise to the top of the poles. Using my connections, I will begin to play the gangs of the cit yagainst each other. When gang-related violence is at it's highest, I will detonate explosives at highly populated locations.
In the confusion, I'll sweep my personal army through the city, killing everything that moves with anything that shoots.
Then, I'll collect the wallets!
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Is it not genius? Not only could it work without reducing the world to a smouldering pile of rubble (as most of my other plans do), no one would even know I was behind it, eliminating the possibility of assassination!Furburt said:...Dear God.Anachronism said:Wait till you hear mine.Furburt said:I get the feeling your thought this through a bit too much.FanofDeath said:After my stint as a well respected officer, I will run for mayor. Through use of bribes and intimidation, I will rise to the top of the poles. Using my connections, I will begin to play the gangs of the cit yagainst each other. When gang-related violence is at it's highest, I will detonate explosives at highly populated locations.
In the confusion, I'll sweep my personal army through the city, killing everything that moves with anything that shoots.
Then, I'll collect the wallets!
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I will gather a group of associates who can be absolutely trusted to work together and obey my instructions. Over the course of several years, through business transactions and, quite probably, criminal activity, my associates I will stockpile vast quantities of money which only my associates and I will have access to. The amount of money would need to number in the hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars, so it would be a lengthy process.
During this time, I will work my associates into the governments of the world's most powerful countries. I will remain behind the scenes to direct them; they will work with each other, but no one else will know of it at this stage. Once they are all in positions of influence, I will begin sponsoring terrorist organisations throughout the world to attack the governments and political leaders of aforementioned powerful countries, ideally resulting in the death of most of those countries' premier.
In the wake of this crisis, my associates will, one at a time, unveil an initiative to construct a global network to fight the terrorist threat. They will take the place of the dead premiers of each country, and will have total control under various emergency powers acts. The terrorist organisations will be crushed, and following this, my associates, with me in the background, will have collective control over the entire world.
Thats... Thats...ucciolord1 said:You will find out soon...
So very soon.......
Create an infestation of giant parasitic worms that digest you alive from the inside after entering through the anus, in the sewers of several major cities. Convince everyone it is a new strain of flu. Once the cities are desolate, demolish the skyscrapers. Blame it on the terrorists (pr something more creative). Humanity will have suffered a devastating,demoralizing loss, and while they are united in grief, seize the opportunity to usurp all major governments in a brilliant coup, using mostly fembots. Gradually starve my subjects until only a few remain, then use them as starting points for my new army of intergalactic mutant frogs. Once that is complete, march them to R'lyeh, a hold Cthulhu ransom.
For a million bajillion fafillion dollars.
Thank you. You shall be the last to die/have his insides digested/be mutated and possibly killed by Cthulhu.Mrsnugglesworth said:Thats... Thats...ucciolord1 said:You will find out soon...
So very soon.......
Create an infestation of giant parasitic worms that digest you alive from the inside after entering through the anus, in the sewers of several major cities. Convince everyone it is a new strain of flu. Once the cities are desolate, demolish the skyscrapers. Blame it on the terrorists (pr something more creative). Humanity will have suffered a devastating,demoralizing loss, and while they are united in grief, seize the opportunity to usurp all major governments in a brilliant coup, using mostly fembots. Gradually starve my subjects until only a few remain, then use them as starting points for my new army of intergalactic mutant frogs. Once that is complete, march them to R'lyeh, a hold Cthulhu ransom.
For a million bajillion fafillion dollars.
BRILLIANT!