Calumon Explained, By me and Calumon

[kurupt87]

Well yeah, I kinda assumed all the stuff you just said.
I still find it really weird, but hey who am I to say what's weird? Go nuts.

 

[ottenni]

So what your saying is that its just an optical illusion!

OT: I agree that you should change your name to Caulmon and Jack or something, i know you as that Caulmon guy and Catkid confuses me at times.

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

[sub]Okay, I really hate I.E and Firefox for crashing on me whilst writing this thread. Chrome doesn't crash so much so fingers crossed.[/sub]

[HEADING=1]CALUMON EXPLAINED[/HEADING]​

This explanation will be Divided into an Actual Explanation, and an explanation which tells how me and Calumon came to living in the same house.

Hello there Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Catkid906. Proud owner of Calumon.

Calumon: Hi, Wanna Play?

For those of you who don't know who Calumon is look at my Avatar. Thats Calumon. A Digimon. You know, a Digimon! Those monsters from around Year 2000 made of Data and formed from the creativity of those on the Internet.

It was an Anime.

[HEADING=2]Actual Explanation[/HEADING]

Okay, so I was watching Digimon recently, and I watched Digimon Tamers earlier this year and my mind was blown away that a 50 something episode series can fit that much into it. Sure it does stretch the story out a bit, but when it hits episode 30, the series turned from pretty good to god damn awesome. When it decided that that it was time to let the dark side of Digimon come out, thats when it got interesting, but that has nothing to do with Calumon.

Calumon was sort of the Mascot character of the series. He was cute, adorable and not much of a fighter. But for some reason, I felt attached to him.

I've dealt with Mascot Characters before, and I had grown up past liking them, but Calumon kept drawing me back, to the point where I can say that Calumon is my most Favorite Digimon ever.

Anyway, a person (Who shall not be named) said this to me in a message.

I am fed up with you talkin bout crappy digimon it's so crap it's unbelievable and the fact you still like it is stupid like you Your digimon in your avatar can't talk can he cos he's blah blah blah blah

Now, as anyone should, I saw this as a challenge and so, I saw a new News Story, and had My Avatar talk. The first time Calumon talked ever, was that thing involving Nick Simmons and Bleach.

Did I get complained at? Nope. Did people ask me about it? Frequently. Did anyone tell me to stop? Nope... Okay, One guy, and I don't want to link to him. Did people like Calumon? Surprisingly, you all loved Calumon. You thought that having two points of view in one post was amazing like Dividing by Zero. Al though, you have pretty much ALL talked about eating/sacrificing Calumon. But we know your Joking!

Calumon: I hope they are. I still want to see a PS3 Digimon Game ^^

IMPORTANT! I AM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC! I LIKE WHAT I DO, AND IT'S CALLED ROLE PLAY!

[HEADING=2]FUN ROLE-PLAY EXPLANATION[/HEADING]

Well, I'll come in later, Here's Calumon.

Calumon: Um... Hello.

So, as some people know, I lived in Tokyo, and I spent my time in Jeri's house. Jeri makes the best Tea ever, and she has been really happy since what she's been through and all. Takato and her were getting along nice, but Takato never wanted me to go with them. He expected me to sit in Jeri's house on my own. One day, they went out to the Cinema and I decided that I wanted to go too. So I followed them REAALLLLLY quietly, and we got onto the underground train. I hid in someone's bag they placed.

Takato and Jeri were talking about really boring stuff, with Takato occasionally going bright red, but I got so bored I fell asleep. When I woke up, they were gone. I went out the Train but they weren't there either. I flew around for ages around a really busy place with lots of people with bags. I managed to get some food, but it was bad.

Then I saw someone with Goggles on their head, walking down this really, Really long hall. I followed him. He had to be Takato. He had to. I followed him all the way, and even if I called out he wouldn't stop. He then sat down with loads of other people. I jumped on him and gave him a BIIIIIGGG hug. His beard was tickly.

Takato doesn't have a beard, and whoever this person was, was in shock. He tried to chase me, but he tripped up. I got scared and tried to leave by a lady closed the door. I wanted to tell her to open it, but she might get scared too. I then flew up and hid where everyone kept their bags above them, and went to sleep.

I dreamed I was back in Tokyo, with Impmon, Terriermon, Renamon, Rika, Jeri, Takato, Henry, Lopmon and Suzie. we were all happy and playing together, except Rika she barely ever smiles, and Impmon sure has a weird sense of humor...

Someone moved their bag I was sleeping on and I hit my head hard. I figured I better go outside. After going round these huge building, I got outside. It was cold, there was snow on the ground, I couldn't stop shivering, and worst of all, I was alone. I went into the corner, behind the building, and slept under a dumpster that night as I quietly cryed to myself. :'(

I woke up, again, and decided that I better find somewhere to go, and maybe find a way back home. I heard someone say that I was in Burning-ham(JACK'S NOTE:Birmingham). They said it was a city, so I caught a ride on a taxi. I got there eventually, and after being dizzy... I got my legs, and went into the city.

There were alot of people in the city. But two of them were really loud in this alleyway. They wanted to "Trade in" what looked like a big grill saying there was a smaller one that was much better. I decided to ask these people if they knew how to get back, or, at least, how I could get back to Japan. But, when i asked them, they threw their grill at me, and i was stuck under it. I was trapped under a really REALLY heavy grill, and I couldn't move an inch. It was the worst day ever...

Then it turned into the worst week ever, when no-one came to help me...

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Jack: You know, I had to see it for myself to believe it. Because anyone I know would want proof.

A GameStop in Birmingham, in ENGLAND. It was outrageous, and after seeing their pre-owned prices, i just though how much money game developers must be losing, all thanks to these cretins, charging £35 for a pre-owned game, that was released last month. (Bioshock 2, in case you were wondering).

Anyway, I left the store and picked up a copy of a CHEAP Bioshock 2, that was NEW, from GAME, but on the way, I heard someone, shouting, and the voice was so... familiar...

I ran, I don't know why, I wasn't even sure who that was and I live in a village where people scream all the time and I just ignore it. However, this was different, because I felt like I knew this voice, as if it was calling me. Nevertheless... I kept running, until I was in an alleyway.

In the alleyway, I saw a PS3, just lying on the ground. I smelled a trap. Crys for Help and then a free £250 machine? That doesn't add up. I could see something wriggling underneath the PS3. My first thought was an Animal, a white rat, or a Cat, trapped underneath it. I went up to it, slowly, keeping my eye out for anyone and took a closer look.

That look completely threw me.

It was not a rat, not a cat, but a Digimon. Calumon to be Exact. I thought it was a plushie that was blowing in the wind, until the Digimon grabbed my leg and said "Mister, Can you help me please?"

My perception of reality was blown. Real or fake, true or false. Could it have all been a lie? Was what I was experiencing real? Was anything real? Was Digimon Tamers Real?

"Mister! PLEASE! This REALLY HURTS!" The creature sobbed, it's voice sore.

I felt like I just woke up and looked at it, smiled and lifted the PlayStation from underneath it, where the poor thing could only walk a few steps before falling over. There was not a chance of Calumon walking in this state. His (or is it her? I don't know) leg was badly bruised.

I picked the injured Digimon up and smiled at it. "Don't worry." I said, "I'm here to help you." At that moment Calumon's eye's lit up, and i knew, that I had done a creature a true kindness.

2 Weeks later.

Calumon's leg had healed up quickly and he was soon running through the house. He said that he missed Jeri (imagine my response hearing she was real!) and I said that we might go and visit one day when I have the money.

"Until then Calumon, we can always play!"

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And so, that's Calumon explained. Hoped you enjoyed it, as I now need to tape my bleeding fingers.

Calumon: PS3 frys my Tofu! ^^

Now that was fun writing even I could read without hurting brains!!




mmm......bbwwaaiinnsssssss

 

[DazZ.]

I like it, makes you stand out and it takes more effort for your posts so it's not just more worthless drivel like most of my posts are.

DazZ Face: I'm more ecstatic than I look, honestly.

 

[Volstag9]

I have always wondered about this but i never hated it or anything. In fact i thought it was pretty cool!

What do you think about all of this eye?

eye: *blink*

well said eye, well said...

only this once i promise =P

 

[oppp7]

I apologize in advance for my intolerance, but this is full retard.

This is like doing ventriloquism on the internet, except its annoying instead of entertaining and ever so slightly creepy.

Bringing roleplay into many of your posts is unnecessary and for people who do not like role play (like me), unwelcome. That's what RP forums all over the internet are for.

Also, I question the need for the existence of this thread. Does anyone really care about your Digimon mascot fetish enough to warrant a thread? Is this not a grab for attention? Perhaps not consciously, but surely on some level right?

Pretty much everything man does is a grab for attention. Learn to accept it.

OT: Haters are gonna hate man. I personally like it. It's nice to see roleplay because it gives the forums character rather than a bunch of faceless textboxes spewing their opinions.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I love the whole Calumon thing. It amuses me and brings back fond memories of Digimon.
I hope you keep Calumon. Of course, now i'm wondering what it would taste like. You should totally eat it and tell us what it tastes like.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]I like Calumon more than jack [/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Sir Moomin]

I admit at the start i didn't understand it and found calumons point more along the lines of "I LOVE CAKE"
but meeeh its cool keep it up the escapist has a great community and no one is gona stop you and plus i think now you have started everyone doing it lol

Logic : How does calumons ears change size?

 

[Blanks]

That's nice to know

I really like your Calumon comments, it's a neat idea and they fit Calumon's character so well XD

Cloud: . . . *blink*

That was... informative

 

[senorcromas]

So, long story short, you like Calumon.

...

...

Works for me!

Oh, and to not feel left out...
Neuro: Calumon is on the tip of my tongue...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I quite like it. Another odd quirk in a community filled with quirky people. All of that meant in a good way, naturally

Bobafett:Bobafett!!!

me:This is why you should never have anything pokemon-esque as an avatar. Not much by way of vocabulary...

Bobafett:Bobafett!!!

me:Yes, we heard you the first time. Still have no idea what the f*ck you're going on about though

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I'm surprised that more people don't find this to be irritating. I mean, I have no problem with role-playing, but doing it constantly is annoying. We have a specific section of the boards for role-playing, and that is where it should stay. I mean, if we all did what you were doing everyone would get sick of it. To me it's not any less irritating just because only one person is doing it. I don't find it to be clever or entertaining. Just bothersome.

But I guess that's just my opinion.

But aren't you RPing at the moment Kraken? Root isn't me, he's a persona I adopt when talking here.

 

[hazabaza1]

Hypnotoad:

Is it bad that I favourited that?

OT: I never really minded Calumon. I liked seeing a little roleplay opinion. I know! Let's ask my avatars opinion on this!

Avatar: I am you, you bloody twat.

 

[Zyxx]

Oh?
This was a... thing? I never noticed, but then I'm not a real heavy forumite.

Why are people getting worked up about this? So dude likes throwing in Calumon. I've got better things to waste my time on than trying to stop him. And maybe it's cute.

In other words, Jack and Calumon, keep doing your thing.

(I haven't bothered setting up an avatar here, but if it was my usual one (Kalas from Baten Kaitos) he still wouldn't have anything to say, because Kalas is a jerk. If I pressed him for an answer, he'd probably cut me.)

 

[dmase]

Um humerous though strange. Me and my avatar's origin story is a little less interesting. I watched the anime then joined the escapist later, I was originally looking for a pic of the black lagoon team on the U-boat but this one was cooler.

Rock: Well Calamon Its ugh nice to meet you I also hail from Japan.

.... He is like this 80% of the time, at least he mans up every once in awhile. Sometimes I wish I had just picked Revy...

 

[Gaderael]

Wow, a lot of people are really getting down on Calumon. I think it's pretty funny actually. I like seeing Calumon in various threads. I even went to Wikipedia to see what Calumon was.

 

[orangebandguy]

Well that explains a lot.


It still annoys the hell out of me though.