Can games hear you?

[Stuwienl]

Racing games don't hear me talk, but they can read my mind. It always happens in an endurance race. Towards the end of the race, when I have a good lead I always think: 'Hope my engine doesn't break down...'. 2 laps later *BAM*.

 

[Zeke109]

In Forgotten Hope 2, an Itilian guy hopped inot a tank,and he was charging straight at me. I thought, "He's going to die..." He ran me over, I died, and then he ran over the mine I just planted. hehe.

 

[TheMatt]

Yeah, it does raise suspicions sometimes... mostly on Left 4 Dead for me.

"The safe room isnt far guys, lets just run there." *crying* "Awww nutz!"

"Haha, this horde sucks... there are barely any zombies..." *pad vibrates, hear crashing noises* "Awwwww NUTZ!!!"

haha, me too. Ever had this one....

"nice, last time I went through here there was a tank, I love it when the AI director shows mercy..."

diiiiiiii duuuuuuuuuuu (first 2 notes of tank music)

ahhhh crap, parry/dodge/run!

 

[El Poncho]

There have been many times when I have said the phrase ''Well it couldn't get worse than that''

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I don't even have to talk to Fallout 3, it reads my mind. I was thinking to myself "Isn't it weird how nobody attacks Fawkes when he is with me?" About 10 seconds later Fawkes said something along the lines of "Nobody attacks me when I with you"

 

[sneak_copter]

Team Fortress 2 always hears me talking. I shout "Curse you!!" after I die, then, that guy get's killed for the next couple of turns.

 

[blipblop]

Mario Party ?? for the Gamecube. The mini-game where you hide in the cannons and try not to get blasted could hear me and would always pick the cannon that we told it to.
No joke, we used reverse psychology to win the game. It was a little bit scary.

lol in the NES days me and my friends always used reverse psychology to win or get by a difficult place, we were shouting "we are not going to make it" and we always did

 

[Kinguendo]

Yeah, it does raise suspicions sometimes... mostly on Left 4 Dead for me.

"The safe room isnt far guys, lets just run there." *crying* "Awww nutz!"

"Haha, this horde sucks... there are barely any zombies..." *pad vibrates, hear crashing noises* "Awwwww NUTZ!!!"

haha, me too. Ever had this one....

"nice, last time I went through here there was a tank, I love it when the AI director shows mercy..."

diiiiiiii duuuuuuuuuuu (first 2 notes of tank music)

ahhhh crap, parry/dodge/run!

Or my personal favourite...

"Okay guys, we are on expert... and here comes a tank... Everybody get a super-shot ready!"

"Errr... whats a super-shot?"
or
"Sorry guys, I picked the hunting rifle..."
*Long stare and then facepalm*