"Can I refund this superpower?" (A.K.A. The Bruce Banner thread)

[JediMB]

Rogue's "I can't make physical contact with people without murdering them" mutant ability.

Probably this. Either that or the Blob. He has the power to be a fat guy.

An immovable fat guy. >_>

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Geek moment: Adamantium claws are not part of the mutant power Wolverine has.
/sorry.
//still funny

At the moment, I think something like Ant-man's powers would REALLY suck.
Hey, I can get really small!
And how, exactly, does that help us defeat Dr Doom?
Um...he'll burst into peals of laughter?

Nerd rebuttal: I'm pretty sure the claws were a mutuation Wolverine had naturally, lacing them with adamantium doesn't disqualify them as a power

 

[chefassassin2]

Geek moment: Adamantium claws are not part of the mutant power Wolverine has.

Geek reply. The adamantium part is not mutant in nature, agreed, but the claws themselves are part of his mutation.

 

[chefassassin2]

I see the 'shit on your parade' group has arrived.

Get him away, get him away!!!

 

[scotth266]

Rogue's "I can't make physical contact with people without murdering them" mutant ability.

Probably this. Either that or the Blob. He has the power to be a fat guy.

An immovable fat guy. >_>

So... we have an immovable object. Now all we need is a unstoppable force to throw at it, and see what happens.

 

[jad4400]

Rogue's "I can't make physical contact with people without murdering them" mutant ability.

Also: Wolverine's claws [http://www.cracked.com/video_17328_why-having-wolverines-claws-would-suck.html]. You'll understand after clicking.

LOL..... WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE HEALING POWER!!!!!!

 

[oliveira8]

Rogue's "I can't make physical contact with people without murdering them" mutant ability.

Probably this. Either that or the Blob. He has the power to be a fat guy.

An immovable fat guy. >_>

So... we have an immovable object. Now all we need is a unstoppable force to throw at it, and see what happens.

Super-Man?

 

[Glerken]

This is stupid because no one here has any super powers to get rid of.

This post is stupid because it doesn't help the topic at all.
We're talking about superheros with powers people wouldn't want, not real people...

 

[quiet_samurai]

Rogues power would suck, or imagine having Magneto's power and not being able to control it. Constantly being assaulted by flying metal fragments would not be fun.

 

[scotth266]

Super-Man?

He hardly qualifies, seeing as Kryptonite seems to be as common as dirt on Earth. How bout' the Silver Surfer?

 

[jim_doki]

the really obvious one is Rogue from the X-Men (unable to touch anyone),

 

[kommando367]

Super-Man?

He hardly qualifies, seeing as Kryptonite seems to be as common as dirt on Earth. How bout' the Silver Surfer?

I got a better one, a daedric siege crawler.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Rogue's "I can't make physical contact with people without murdering them" mutant ability.

Probably this. Either that or the Blob. He has the power to be a fat guy.

An immovable fat guy. >_>

So... we have an immovable object. Now all we need is a unstoppable force to throw at it, and see what happens.

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, *****!"

Don't lie, we all knew that's the response you were looking for.

As for a crappy power to have, I'd say Storm's. Imagine just learning to control the elements only to throw yourself into a lightning-laced mach 5 tornado, finding yourself unable to press the 'Stop' button. Yeah, that'd suck.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Ohhh, good thread idea.

Well, if I had to say, I'd pick Batman's ordinary powers of physical awesomeness. You know why? His parents had to DIE IN FRONT OF HIM to get him motivated to acquire them. I don't think I'd like to see the same thing happen to me if you know what I mean.

That, or electricity powers. What if you lost control at a bad moment? There goes all your MP3's!

I'm pretty sure that if you had electricity powers, the last thing you'd be worrying about would be losing your MP3's. I mean say you just happen to be standing in a puddle when your girlfriend steps into that same puddle and zap, you electrocute her. There are so many possible scenarios where things could go wrong it's mind-blowing!

 

[Lyri]

Aquamans power: Talking to fish is just fucking embarrassing, you can keep it thanks.

 

[scotth266]

I'm pretty sure that if you had electricity powers, the last thing you'd be worrying about would be losing your MP3's. I mean say you just happen to be standing in a puddle when your girlfriend steps into that same puddle and zap, you electrocute her. There are so many possible scenarios where things could go wrong it's mind-blowing!

Yeah, I was just using that as a example. There are TONS worse scenarios...

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Galactus. You would have to eat planets regularly to survive. Jesus Herbert Christ.

 

[TaborMallory]

Super-Man?

He hardly qualifies, seeing as Kryptonite seems to be as common as dirt on Earth. How bout' the Silver Surfer?

I got a better one, a daedric siege crawler.

Oh my god, the first time I saw the siege crawler, I just stood there for about 10 minutes just staring at it.

 

[Curtmiester]

I'd have to say the hulk. I mean what if you saw a crappy movie. Everyone in there is toast..

 

[Meado]

Galactus. You would have to eat planets regularly to survive. Jesus Herbert Christ.

That is balanced by the fact that you can eat planets. Sounds fair to me.

The Hulk is the obvious one. I'm sure that someone, somewhere, has done a skit of him calling an automated anger-management hotline. "You are now 27th in line. Your call is important to us."