Canadian, Eh?

[Anarchemitis]

Solution: Substitute with British Columbian fruit sauces.

Problem: Alberta runs out of oil.

 

[NeoAC]

The rest of Canada points and laughs at them, not realizing that we're financially screwed.

A horde of drunk Newfies is running amok in the country!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Take a molson/keiths/other type of beer and join them.

A german and an irish challenged you in a drinking contest.