The grass is always greener on the other side, it seems. I have a socialized healthcare system in Poland, and here's how it works here:
- You feel sick.
- The very next day, you HAVE TO go to your doctor at 6 A.M. Why? Because the registrations for the visits starts at 7 A.M and unless you go there an hour earlier, then you'll have to wait in a giant line. The funniest part? The registrations are closed at 8 A.M so if you won't make it - tough luck, go be sick somewhere else, and see you tomorrow. And no, you cannot register yourself using the phone.
- Okay, you made it. You managed to get a number. You visit the internist. He tells you it looks like blahblahblah. And you better hope that blahblahblah needs to be killed by some medicine bought at the chemist shop, so your torment ends here. If not, you'll have to visit...
- The specialist, like the laryngologist or whatever. The hard part? Oh this guy is busy... Let's see the calendar to see, when there's a nearest date when you can visit him. Huh, that's 3 weeks from now at completely random hour. It's a really late date? Who cares, there's nothing you can do. The hour collides with something very important you have to do that day? Too bad, you can always pick even LATER date.
- Wait three weeks, and either get better during that time, so the doctor can scold you for wasting his time, or get worse, so the treatment will be longer and less pleasant.
And that's how it goes. Don't even get me started about hospitals, because I have only cusses to say about my few visits in there. We even have a saying: "You have to be really healthy, if you want to be sick in Poland."
Of course, alternatively, you can go to some private clinic, pay up and get diagnosed/cured ASAP. So yeah, I PRAY EVERYDAY for a privatized healthcare.