Cannibalism

[Schlen]

No, survival is not that important

 

[The_Echo]

What kind of storm are we talking about? This is imperative to my answer.

 

[Sigel]

Yes, only if I don't know the person, and if he dies first. Waste not, want not. Why does he have to be male?

 

[Xvito]

I'd eat them before they eat me.

Didn't you learn anything from The Dark Knight? (assuming you've seen it of course...)

I'd probably meditate/sleep as much as possible so that I didn't have to eat him.

If it were a woman on the other hand, then depending on how long the storm went on I'd probably eat her. *hur hur hur*

 

[quiet_samurai]

Is there any salt?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I'd eat them before they eat me.

Didn't you learn anything from The Dark Knight? (assuming you've seen it of course...)

I'd probably meditate/sleep as much as possible so that I didn't have to eat him.

If it were a woman on the other hand, then depending on how long the storm went on I'd probably eat her. *hur hur hur*

I have seen it, and have no idea what you're getting at.

 

[Rigamortiz]

Gotta get in there early before they starve, or there'll not be much meat on them - Screw waiting til they're dead

 

[niglett]

No, survival is not that important

so your saying you'd rather die and feed him. is that what your saying?

if so i hope i get stuck with you if i have to get on that situation.

 

[AkJay]

Question: Why does this person have to be male?
OT: I'd sleep until the storm is over. Waste no energy and no one dies.

Well, "eating a female" could have some different answers here on the forums.

And, yea, i would probably eat them, who wants ribs?

 

[Cogzwell]

Human Om Grom

 

[Pyre00]

Wait, why am I in the basement during a deadly storm? Wouldn't the basement flood? If the storm lasted for a month I'm pretty sure we'd all be dead.

Uhm, I guess I'd eat him.

 

[matnatz]

Whehe, I'd do it even if I wasn't starving.

 

[Stoic raptor]

What kind of storm are we talking about? This is imperative to my answer.

an extremly cold blizzard, if it hasnt blocked the entranced, you would probably freeze quickly going out there

 

[TheLefty]

My dad's a lower and had a mock trial like this when he was in law school. The only difference was that the people were on an island. Their friend volunteered to save his friends. They were rescued within a week of the "feast". They were arrested and convicted. Granted it's a mock trial so this may have been made up but most of the mock trials (according to my dad) are real just with changed differences such as locations and names.

Anyway probably not. I would probably puke the guy right up then starve anyway.

 

[The_Echo]

What kind of storm are we talking about? This is imperative to my answer.

an extremly cold blizzard, if it hasnt blocked the entranced, you would probably freeze quickly going out there

I see. Why am I confined to the basement of said building?

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

Ummm... Oh God this is a tough one... Do I have any kind of sauce that I can put on him?

In all seriousness, I don't know... probably... I have to be honest, it would probably be more of a question of whether or not I was physically capable of killing him, because I would probably try to avoid it, and by the time I was desperate enough, I may not have the strength. But the fact is that thanks to that Human survival instinct you'll eat anything if you get hungry enough. Literally. Your brain is designed that way.

 

[Nargleblarg]

I think I'd start by eating my shoes then shirt and feces before I start considering the other person.

And what if I'm not hungry. Also how long will the storm be. And how long ago did I run out of food. And also why didn't I just steal his share of the food in the first place and kick him out. Finally why don't I just leave it's not like a storm will kill me right when I walk out of the basement...I don't enjoy hypothetical questions by the way because you can usually find a way out with logic.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would sit there and die.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

nah,they probably taste like crap.now if it was a pancake man...

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'd either wait it out, or more likely, I'd just kill myself, I'm not going to eat a person.