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Spazztic

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grimsprice said:
Spazztic said:
Masturbate.
While this works very well, i'd suggest you put on some soft music really quite and just relax. You know how to relax right?

When i can't sleep i put on Sheiks Theme really faint and i about playing an instrument. Works every time.

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I quoted the "unedited" version of Spazztic's post. Nice edit man. lol.
I try. :p
 

TraumaHound

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For me: sugar. Some ice cream, a few cookies, pack of Poptarts, whatever. Munch on some sweetstuffs then zone out with the teevee on. I've been wide awake watching a show but after some sweets I'll close my eyes during a commercial break and not open them until hours later when I turn off the teevee (typically it's while watching Comedy Central which means I wake up to the endless loop of the Girls Gone Wile infomercial) and head to bed.
 

Siuki

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Read a book under bright lamplight. It tires out my eyes and I fall asleep easy. If all else fails, warm milk.
 

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i cant sleep either. my computers been rendering a 3d project for 7 hours and is very loud. its unusable rite now. im actually typing on my PSP.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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What a coincidence, I've been trying to go to sleep for the past five hours. It sucks.

Go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed.

It never ends.
 

EeveeElectro

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Breathing exercises.
Breath in for 5 seconds. Hold for 5 seconds. Release for five seconds.
Repeat
Breath in for 6. Hold in for 6. Out for 6.
Repeat.
Breath in for 7... and so forth until you reach 10.
 

Kae

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I only sleep 2 days a week and I'm ok it may sound weird but it works although it leaves you looking pretty bad and tired also people may or may not confuse you with a drug addict if you do this and yes people tell me I am weird 99.9% of the time they actually speak to me and I scare children when they look at me and they normally yell "mounstruo" or "zombie" and yes mounstruo means monster.

PS: I have no tips on ho to sleep other than sleep every 3 days 2 days of no sleep are guaranteed to let you sleep in less than a minute when you actually want to sleep
 

King of the Sandbox

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EmileeElectro said:
Breathing exercises.
Breath in for 5 seconds. Hold for 5 seconds. Release for five seconds.
Repeat
Breath in for 6. Hold in for 6. Out for 6.
Repeat.
Breath in for 7... and so forth until you reach 10.
So, oxygen deprivation then?

I imagined slowly choking yourself out in order to catch some shut eye. The mental image made me lol.
 

rekabdarb

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put a movie on that you enjoy to help you distract yourself. if i even can't sleep i use my bookmarked Fight Club link and just listen to the first 10 minutes and i'm usually out by then
 

Silent Eagle

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eat some onions theyre a natural sleep sadative.
dont eat them straight you WILL regret that.
make a samich with turkey lettuce tomato and of course onion or what ever kind of meat you like.
helps me get some sleep hours in
 

vamp rocks

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smoke weed....

whenever i cant sleep i just green a bowl :p

works like a charm.. even at christmas!! :D
 

arsenicCatnip

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Rainymood.com

No, seriously. It's a rain-sound simulator thingie that I use when I have trouble getting to sleep. It'll help you relax, promise.