Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks, health and safety hazard

[game-lover]

I don't know what made me laugh harder. The article or the comments.

Even looking up what flapjacks over in Britain are supposed to be, it doesn't take away the absurdity. You can be injured in the eye with most any food. Changing the shape does nothing.

 

[baconsarnie]

Please bear in mind this is Canvey Island.
The only good thing about canvey island is that it's sinking into the sea.
It's basically the least liked place in essex, the least liked county in england.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Some kid in the states got suspended for a poptart in the shape of a gun. The school's reason for the suspension was that it would give time to his parents to learn to be better parents.

This world.

l.o.l.

They can forgive all they want but that kid now has a suspension on his permanent record...