Captain Price (CoD) Facts

[CTU_Agent24]

What are some Captain price facts?
for example

1) Once, someone tried to tell Captain Price a "knock knock" joke. Captain Price found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned Nazi's were.

2)Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Captain Price see the glass as a deadly weapon

3)Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Captain Price's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.

4)Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Captain Price would meanwhile do something important

5) There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Captain Price's right hand and Captain Price's left hand

Other's?

(P.S, YES these are taken from other 'Facts')

 

[Flytch]

I love it

 

[Copter400]

Captain Price stabbed ten really bad dudes with a rifle bullet. On two seperate occasions. One of them was in 'Nam.

 

[Rob Sharona]

Repeated from the Price age thread, plus some more:


In the average room there are 4713 things Captain Price could kill you with, including the room itself.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Captain Price lives in England.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Captain Price.

How many Captain Price's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Captain Price kills in the dark.

 

[hamster mk 4]

Captain Price is such a cold blooded killer that he no longer shows up on infrared scanners.

Captain Price's moustache can filter out all known chemical and biological agents, as well as allow him to survive in the vacume of space.

Sound cancellation technology was developed by observing Captain Price kill with a knife.

 

[shatnershaman]

Chuck Norris and Captain Price got into a fight. We now call it the Big Bang.

 

[x434343]

Captain Price craps baddies for him to stab.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Captain Price decapitates people by headbutting them.

Also, Price was in the gulag because the russians couldn't afford to have a weapon of mass destruction walking around.

And Makarov hates Price because he's jealous of him.

 

[Zeema]

Captain Price can count to infinity twice.

Captain Price can believe its not butter

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Captain Price jizzed onto a truck once. We now know this truck to be Optimus Prime.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Captain Price once had a quiz-off with Steven Hawkins. He's now a paraplegic in a wheel chair

 

[Polaris19]

His families men all wear the same beard style.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Captain Price could have crushed the One Ring with his right hand but he didn't want to hurt Frodo's feelings.

 

[V TheSystem V]

Other's?

Captain Price is a grammar Nazi. He will take your misplaced apostrophe and shove it down your throat.

Captain Price likes phones. He loves phones so much he will shoot the owner after retrieving their communication device (case in point, Al Asad)

Captain Price can murder a good watermelon.

Captain Price counted to infinity once, and then jizzed on it. It is now in a ward on its own: the Infinity Ward.

 

[SaKenyi]

Captain Price does not age.

 

[Woodsey]

His families men all wear the same beard style.

There is no family, only Price (fact).

 

[dragonslayer32]

Captain Price NEVER drops the Soap...(see what I did?)

 

[Super Toast]

Captain Price's moustache is an illegal weapon in 54 countries.