Captain Price (CoD) Facts

[MONSTERheart]

Captain Price was such a shallow character he was a shallow character.

*zing*

 

[Mr. Omega]

Captain Price had one apprentice. He was a small boy who kept telling Price to "Show him his moves". One day, Price realized that the world would explode if the boy reached full power on Earth from epic overload, becuause one and a half Prices is too much for the world, so he hit the boy into space, while muttering the words that would be the final lesson: "Falcon Punch!"

 

[Gaderael]

Price once played MW2 Multiplayer, but he was banned from Xbox Live because he kept throwing knives so far they killed players playing in games on the PS3.

In Single Player.

Without an Internet connection.

Oh man, definitely the best one so far!

OT: The producers of the show '24' originally wanted to base the show around Captain Price, but realized a show based on someone who could kill every terrorist in 24 seconds would be too short.

Near the end of WWII the US was forced to use 2 Atomic Bombs on Japan because asking the British to send Captain Price would be considered overkill.

It is widely believed that it took over 200,000 troops to storm the beaches of Normandy during D-Day. The truth is it was only Captain Price, his mustache, and his knife. He could have taken the beaches in a few hours but he was in a good mood.

Hitler tried to grow a mustache like Captain Price's, but Price stared at him so hard that the handle bar's of Hitler's mustache fell off. This was the beginning of WWII.

 

[m.zajac]

Captain Price can believe its not butter

Haha. I like that one.

Captain Price is knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
He's the one who killed her.

Every time Captain Price looks in a mirror, his reflection runs in fear.

 

[Ungenericteen]

Soap doesn't talk in fear of angering captain price
Imram Zakhavevs arm did not fly off from a bullet but from Price looking at him

 

[teutonicman]

I know these chuck norris facts are terrible and so are any spin-offs. BUT DAMMIT! They are bloody funny.

 

[Firoth]

Price once decided to test the physics thought problem of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object, so he punched himself in the face.

Price once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

 

[blue spartan 11]

Imram Zakahev only survived because Price used a barret, not a knife.

 

[Broken Orange]

Captain Price doesn't uses water to put out a fire, he uses a nuclear explosion.

 

[Grayjack]

Old thread is old. Captain Price is overrated. Captain MacMillan is where it's at.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Oh Look, More edited Chuck Norris Facts. Because the internet doen't have enough of those.. -.-

 

[Autofaux]

Captain Price died for your sins. He then respawned somewhere else on the map.

 

[icyneesan]

In Call of Duty 1, Captain Price isn't captured by the Nazis, the Nazis are captured by Captain Price.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Captain Price walked into a mirror and was killed instantly. Because not even Captain Price is safe from Captain Price.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Every action movie ever made was originally based off captain price

 

[Talon Julius]

The U.S. actually didn't have any nuclear missiles during the Cold War. England simply let them borrow Captain Price's mustache.

 

[Talon Julius]

Old thread is old. Captain Price is overrated. Captain MacMillan is where it's at.

Macmillan? That wimp tripped and got gently touched by a broken helicopter blade and had to be carried out by Captain Price.

 

[Dango]

Quick question:

If Chuck Norris, Kevin Butler, the Old Spice commercial guy, and Captain Price got into a fight, who would win?

I really want to know.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

So this mustached man is the new chuck norris joke eh?

 

[Dango]

So this mustached man is the new chuck norris joke eh?

I always thought Kevin Butler was