Caption Time! (A new picture added)

[M0rp43vs]

Hey, where'd you get that picture of my sister?

 

[blackcherry]

David Jason as Bagpus wasn't quite the success everyone hoped.

 

[Berethond]

That is the scariest picture I've ever seen.

 

[chomesuke]

Cr...Cr...Cr...CRACK?!?!?

but seriously, go to rehab.

 

[GenHellspawn]

Mother Teresa's Nuclear Power-themed rehab center sounded better on paper.

 

[gamebrain89]

Unfortunately, the hair stuck in the drain soon became sentient, and oozed forth to seek its revenge upon those who cut it free.

 

[MrBojangles123]

Should I have asked for a dog for Christmas?...

 

[figment of mind]

This is the last time I let Jenkinson make a creature.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

LOVE ME!!!! LOVE MEEEEE!!!!!

 

[Birras]

And, due to the power of the Blu-Ray, the possesing ghost thing from Evil Dead 2 came out of the screen and possesed the Johnson family cat. This photo was the found among the rubble, near a decomposing cat skeleton and several human skeletons that all had their jaws broken open. A copy of The Ring was found in a broken Blu-Ray player. Moral of the photoon't watch movies on Blu-Ray

EDIT:This was for Joe's pic

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Mom! David Beckham kicked his soccer ball into my models again!

 

[MrBojangles123]

Are you insured for this?... If not, Nationwide Is On Your Side.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

"I'm sorry sir, i can't give you the insurance because there is no way a soccer ball could total your car. Oh what's this, you have a picture....?
"I still can't offer you the money. Your care being smashed by a giant ball isn't covered. Sorry."

 

[ThePoodonkis]

T'was a sad day when the Jolly Green Giant took up Soccer...

 

[Fightgarr]

Nike further endorses its new motto: "fucking everyone's life up since 1964"

 

[Kimosaber]

"Now do you see why no one shop's at Dick's Sporting Goods?"

 

[Thaepheux]

"You hate soccer?. . WELL SOCCER HATES, YOU!"