Cars that have no purpose being made

[DrPepper42]

Ford Pinto. It EXPLODES it you rear-end it too hard. Really.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Actually I have heat vision..........I can't stare at many things D:

As for the Honda, its called the

Spoiler: FCX Clarity

Also congrats, see you at 33333

Must be great in the mornings, though.
Being able to make toast just by staring at it.

And I like the look of that car. Tis sexy to me. And the site hosting the pic as well...

And you may do...

The heat vision is popular on movie nights, making popcorn by staring at it

...I wish I could do that.
[sup][sup][sup]Oh look, you did see me at 33333...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Oh and another car. The lighter versions of any super car. Why? Why do that then charge more?

[sup][sup][sup]I sense fun ahead[/sup][/sup][/sup]

What about Sport SUVs, there is no point in making something intended for off-road into a sports car

[sup][sup][sup]Sadly not right now, gonna finish replying to a PM then sleep. I don;'t have the ability to block sleep out as well as I used to anymore. Tomorrow, maybe.[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Ah, yes, those things. Horrible, horrible things. Don't see many of those in England, though.

[sup][sup][sup]Damn timezones[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Those bastards are all around in the states where we have cheap petrol

 

[Billion Backs]

A lot of models don't have any real differences from other models, aside from rather pointless features and potential min/maxing most car owners won't really bother with.

Although I can't really have much say here, I never owned a car and don't really plan to. The only reason I'd get one is to ride across Canada, I don't really need one in the city, TTC is good enough for me. I never got the problem some people have with public transportation, fuck, if cities just had top-of-the-line well-managed public transit systems for inner city transportation with little to no cars allowed inside some perimeter, it would just be better.

Or whatever.

 

[Symplify]

Hummers, gas guzzling vanity pieces.

You mean penis extensions. Don't tell me that anyone driving around in one of those things isn't compensating for something.

Trucks, of any form, are merely penis compensation. The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the number of inches his truck has been lifted.

 

[MinishArcticFox]

A few years ago I would have said hummers but that fad is slowly dieing. But currently smart cars need to be destroyed, they aren't more fuel efficient they just have a lawn mower engine. Secondly I hate jeeps, I live in an urban area there is no reason to have a jeep when most suv's get better mileage.

 

[sneakypenguin]

The Hummer H2. The hummer is a military vehicle. There is no reason anybody else would need one.

The H2 is actually a shortened chevy tahoe with some off road features good approach angles etc. Basically its a grocery getter with off road potential.

 

[OutcastBOS]

I'm gonna go with this:

Spoiler: the car built for Homer!

 

[dabronc7]

The G-Wiz.
Why? I watch too much Top Gear and I hate it because they have brain-washed me.
Plus it's slow and wouldn't survive any major incident faster with anything going faster then 30mph.

There is no such thing as watching "too much" Top Gear. Best show ever. Back to the point I would say either the Pontiac Aztec or the Chevy Nova. Google the second one to know why.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

The G-Wiz.
Why? I watch too much Top Gear and I hate it because they have brain-washed me.
Plus it's slow and wouldn't survive any major incident faster with anything going faster then 30mph.

Not even with a table. It's not a car, it's a deathtrap.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Hummers, gas guzzling vanity pieces.

You mean penis extensions. Don't tell me that anyone driving around in one of those things isn't compensating for something.

Trucks, of any form, are merely penis compensation. The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the number of inches his truck has been lifted.

Not necessarily, as pick-up trucks do serve a practical purpose. However if it's one of those fickin' huge ones outfitted with tires that are better suited for a monster truck rally, and has an engine that sounds like a dragon with a stomach ache, then yes someone's defiantly compensating for something.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Any that have built in Cell phones. Really, it is not the holding up the phone that is the distracting part, it is the VOICE YOUR TALKING TO.

Then wouldn't that be the same as someone in the car talking to you?

 

[.Mudkipz.]

The G-Wiz.
Why? I watch too much Top Gear and I hate it because they have brain-washed me.
Plus it's slow and wouldn't survive any major incident faster with anything going faster then 30mph.

The G-Wiz couldn't survive me looking at it funny

The car that should be skipped is any and all electric cars, why waste the time when natural gas and hydrogen are the way to go.

...Do you stare sledgehammers then?

But my shitty old Ford Ka is better then a brand new G-Wiz. Mainly as I can listen to CDs while driving. I've heard the G-Wiz can't run its head lights and wipers at the same time for it consumes the battery a hell of a lot.

But I agree, the hydrogen/natural gas cars are the way forward. Like that fancy Honda thingy coming out soon.

Oh, and this quote is my 33K post. so congrats, you're a part of that now.

Thanks for posting your 33,000 comment on my post, appricated

 

[AdamRBi]

Two Words...

Hummer Limos

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_FL9EaqicjX8/S_YI1uKQ4wI/AAAAAAAAALc/WjKXwMpUXns/triple-axle-hummer-limo.jpg

 

[.Mudkipz.]

Two Words...

Hummer Limos

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_FL9EaqicjX8/S_YI1uKQ4wI/AAAAAAAAALc/WjKXwMpUXns/triple-axle-hummer-limo.jpg

Epic for partys..but if used for actually road use it takes 30 mins to turn a corner, 1,000 litres of petrol to turn that corner and is generally not a car that should of been made in thousands of years

 

[Symplify]

Hummers, gas guzzling vanity pieces.

You mean penis extensions. Don't tell me that anyone driving around in one of those things isn't compensating for something.

Trucks, of any form, are merely penis compensation. The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the number of inches his truck has been lifted.

Not necessarily, as pick-up trucks do serve a practical purpose. However if it's one of those fickin' huge ones outfitted with tires that are better suited for a monster truck rally, and has an engine that sounds like a dragon with a stomach ache, then yes someone's defiantly compensating for something.

Yeah, those are the ones I mean. Stock trucks that are driven for their intended purpose are good. Many men simply buy the truck because they view it as manly. I know of several.

 

[JemJar]

You know, I was going to write a bit of a defence of the Smart Car.

And then I remembered I could just trump it straight out of the voting by showing off the Smart Crossblade.

Spoiler: I mean, seriously?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Hummers, gas guzzling vanity pieces.

You mean penis extensions. Don't tell me that anyone driving around in one of those things isn't compensating for something.

Trucks, of any form, are merely penis compensation. The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the number of inches his truck has been lifted.

Not necessarily, as pick-up trucks do serve a practical purpose. However if it's one of those fickin' huge ones outfitted with tires that are better suited for a monster truck rally, and has an engine that sounds like a dragon with a stomach ache, then yes someone's defiantly compensating for something.

Yeah, those are the ones I mean. Stock trucks that are driven for their intended purpose are good. Many men simply buy the truck because they view it as manly. I know of several.

They see it as manly, I see it as compensating.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You know, I was going to write a bit of a defence of the Smart Car.

And then I remembered I could just trump it straight out of the voting by showing off the Smart Crossblade.

Spoiler: I mean, seriously?

That is not a car, that is a freakin' go-kart.

 

[manaman]

Cars as we think of them are just fuckin retarded, given the alternatives.

And those would be?