Cartoons

[Bling Cat]

Yay! thinking up ways to traumatize children is so much fun! Hmm, more... A rock band one! It introduces the kiids to new music each show, and the band tour and learn valuable life lessons about greed and valuing others! hang on a sec, that doesnt sound half bad...

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Hi Kids! Welcome to Grand Theft Auto!" (Cutesy sexy/violent song)

 

[wingman318]

Haha that's too funny. x-P

 

[shadow skill]

a GTA one would rock, a God of War cartoon might work too.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Katamari Damaci! It would teach children the values of getting drunk and destroying the cosmos and then rolling up balls of junk and, um....yea! Pandas!

 

[pieeater911]

A Silent Hill cartoon. "And remember kids, the morale of the story is don't join crazy mystical cults or you might end up summoning some kind of horrifying god which tries to enslave the world."

 

[Novajam]

Viva Pinata

I can see those talking animals having all sorts of wacky adventures.

And in each episode the Pinatas would try and escape the wrath of the evil shovel. He'd be a Wacky character ('cause you can use the shovel to whack pinatas, so he's wacky, geddit? Oh nevermind)

 

[zacaron]

I would make Bioshock into a kids cartoon there could be little mini games were the viewer has to help the main caracter (MR. nameless) find the little girls and suck the life out of them.
the moral would be that if you are notty you will get shiped to a secret underwater city were you would be hunted down and killed.

I bet they would shit themselfs watching it.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

I would like to point out that they did that with Mario, Wing Commander, Zelda, and Pokemon, and they were all crap.

Come on! The Zelda cartoon was awesome.

"Looking good, Princess! Especially from this angle!"

 

[Sylocat]

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Manhunt yet.

 

[jim_doki]

Ecco the Dolphin would work, Ditto Altered Beast, but i think the most obvious and awesome cartoon possibility has yet to be mentioned: Haunting, starrring Polterguy

 

[ToyBox]

A gears of war cartoon, and in one episode Marcus learns the true meaning of Christmas.

 

[Haliwali]

They need to bring back the old Wing commander cartoon. You can find it lying around the web on Youtube, or the entire series on wcnews.com.

 

[J'aen]

A gears of war cartoon, and in one episode Marcus learns the true meaning of Christmas.

I want to hug you now. I really do, that's fantastic.