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If were to ever get a pet (again) it'd be a cat for sure. I just cba walking a dog all the time :p
 

shootthebandit

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Dogs. You get a lot more interaction with a dog and it can actually respond to people. They have trained dogs to walk the blind and help the disabled. You cant see a cat doing that

dogs also have a wider range of expression. Cats seem to have 3 expression: sleep, feed me, pet me

Then theres the issue of shitting. A dog will go outside to shit, you then bag it and bin it. Cats either shit in your house in a little shitbox which if you have any guests over they will be fucking disgusted or your neighbours will be plotting your untimely death as your cat has taken a dump in their garden

Overall I find cats a bit boring. Dogs on the other hand are exciting

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Cat.

"Miaow" is a hundred times cuter than "woof". They're more independent, and a group of kittens is called a "kindle", which is the sweetest of the collective nouns.
 

sextus the crazy

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Cat person reporting for duty.

Dogs are too... dependant. Cats are cool with just doing their own thing and just stopping by for a feed and a pat.

If I drop dead on the lounge room floor, a dog will (well, might) alert the neighbours with its mournful howls. A cat will eat my corpse.
Yeah, I don't want something that needs to be constantly loved. Cats are just cuter too.
 

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While I have neither own a dog or cat but given the choices, I would go with a cat mainly cos I too lazy to take the dog for a walk and picking up its poo (yes the same is apply for cat but they got a kitty litter to take a dump).
 

maidenm

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Cat. But I have a dog. Damn allergies...

Both are awesome in their own way but I like cats because they are so darn... honest. When my dog looks at me while I'm eating I can tell her she's not getting any and she'll get the I'm-not-trying-to-beg-I-really-love-you-and-I'm-cute-and-are-you-going-to-eat-that-oh-please-tell-me-you're-not-going-to-eat-that-I'm-so-adorable... face.

My neighbours cat just gives me a you're-cool-you-may-pet-me kind of look.

Dogs are such manipulative bastards compared to cats.
 

RedDeadFred

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Cats are dicks (I may be extremely biased since I'm allergic to them). Dogs are loving, happy-go-lucky creatures.

Can't remember where I heard this from, but I like it:

A dog's attitude is this:
You feed me.
You groom me.
You love me.
You must be a god.

A cat's attitude is this:
You feed me.
You groom me.
You love me.
I must be a god.

Joking and allergies aside, I have always found dogs to be more cute. They're also more fun to play with. IMO, they seem to have more personality. I also prefer small dogs since they're less work, live longer, and don't shed (usually).
 

Living Contradiction

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Cat.

Dogs, while loyal and fun, do not come close to the unbelievable determination of cat. The determination that leads a cat to sit on your chest and meow, then bat you around the head until you understand the obvious message: The sun has risen! Wake up and break my fast, human!
 

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I like all animals pretty much.
I guess I'll just go ahead and say cats.

For a completely shallow reason too; dogs smell bad most of the time while cats do not.
 

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Most dogs I encounter on the street try to run towards me and bark at me. And I just want to kick their teeth out. I never had a problem with cats.
 

PapaGreg096

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Most dogs I encounter on the street try to run towards me and bark at me. And I just want to kick their teeth out. I never had a problem with cats.
I find it funny that you think that buy have the Piller men as your Avatar

For me dog, the're a little more active and actually show emotion
 

MHR

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Cats. Cats are cleaner. I pet my cat and I smell like maplewood after. I pet my dog and I smell like dirty dog.
 

Lilani

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Just get a Catdog. Aka Japanese Spitz:


Cleans herself like a cat and has no odor.
Happy social personality of a dog and loves people+other animals.
Looks like some kind of fox. And foxes are clearly awesome.
WHAT. I need one of these. The only reason I don't have like 12 cats right now is because my boyfriend is allergic. We don't live together, but I still refrain from getting one (or 12) so he isn't allergic to me when we're together. I think I can handle the maintenance and energy of a dog, but one thing I can't bring myself to tolerate is the smell. I'll cuddle with a cat all day and night, but dogs just have that smell that's on them all the time. I can never cuddle a dog with as much affection as a cat because of that.

But if this breed has no odor like you say...I think I may have found our future pet, lol.
 

ron1n

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But if this breed has no odor like you say...I think I may have found our future pet, lol.
You'll actually find most of the Spitz family breeds don't stink due to the nature of their double coats. Can't speak for similar breeds, but the Jap Spitz in particular has this weird coat that literally repels dirt. I thought it was a hoax when I first read about it, but it's actually true. My Kumi can get dirty as hell, and 15 minutes later when she's dried, she'll be clean, because reasons.

Coat is super low maintenance as a result and they are meticulous self-groomers. The ONLY major downside is they shed a fair bit so something to be aware of. Otherwise, just have to give them a brush once or twice a week and a bath maybe 2-4 times a year and they stay clean and nice smelling.

If you are in America, you may find it tricky getting a Japanese Spitz as it isn't technically a recognized breed over there. Instead you have the American Eskimo which for all intensive purposes, is the same breed. (Hence why Jap Spitz isn't recognized as it's too similar to the Eskimo)
 

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KITTIES!'

Cats are cuter, smaller, fluffy, affectionate, the best, amazing, why would you get anything else. For more reasons, come join my user group.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/chat/Catoholics-anonymous
 

Lilani

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ron1n said:
Lilani said:
But if this breed has no odor like you say...I think I may have found our future pet, lol.
You'll actually find most of the Spitz family breeds don't stink due to the nature of their double coats. Can't speak for similar breeds, but the Jap Spitz in particular has this weird coat that literally repels dirt. I thought it was a hoax when I first read about it, but it's actually true. My Kumi can get dirty as hell, and 15 minutes later when she's dried, she'll be clean, because reasons.

Coat is super low maintenance as a result and they are meticulous self-groomers. The ONLY major downside is they shed a fair bit so something to be aware of. Otherwise, just have to give them a brush once or twice a week and a bath maybe 2-4 times a year and they stay clean and nice smelling.

If you are in America, you may find it tricky getting a Japanese Spitz as it isn't technically a recognized breed over there. Instead you have the American Eskimo which for all intensive purposes, is the same breed. (Hence why Jap Spitz isn't recognized as it's too similar to the Eskimo)
Thanks a lot! I am in America and I've heard of the Japanese Spitz, but I think that's only from watching overseas dog shows. I will think about the Eskimo, though :)
 

Bellvedere

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I have a dog. They're pretty much the best animals ever. My dog in particular.

Dogs just seem more fun to me than cats. They're enthusiastic about fucking everything and it's incredibly infectious. Pretty much impossible to be anything short of delighted whenever in the company of a dog.

I also like taking dogs for walks, it's not a chore but something you do because you want to be involved in the enjoyment of your pet. Most of the time, it's my favorite part of the day. I want to do stuff and so does my dog. Not only that but the physical exercise is good for your health (though how much would probably depend on the exercise requirement of the dog) and social interactions with other dog owners is really nice too.