Caught having sex

[Ushiromiya Battler]

Never been caught, but I once caught someone while looking for my hat.
I saw the hat poking up from a blanket, so I pulled the blanket of and found my friend giving his GF some oral.
I took the hat from his head and said I'd be leaving and walked out the door...
I didn't really care, but I was afraid he'd shit himself when he let out a huge fart just as he noticed me.

 

[iblis666]

Considering I am not planning on having sex until I am married and only because I want children, the odds of me getting caught are exactly 0%.

yeah and the human companionship wouldnt be a bad thing either

 

[Theminimanx]

Never been caught, because there's nothing to catch, but I could walk into my sister's room and catch her doing it at this very moment.
Seriously sis, buy a better bed. I can hear the creaking through the ceiling.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

You'll be laughing about it in a few years anyways. Next time don't have sex at your freakin' mother's house for crying out loud.

 

[The White Hunter]

I got caught having sex with my ex by her Dad... on the hood of his Jag.

Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.

Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do though

I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?

Indeed. He was ex-army and all, genuinely thought I was going to die. But my God was it worth it.

Did you give him the old kick to the crotch and run like fuck trick? xD
Works a charm on any man.

 

[Dragonclaw]

I found out later in life just how well sound travelled through our house...so apparently they knew pretty much every time. Was also caught at a gf's house when her mom demanded she open the door (I had snuck in through the window so I we were busted dead to rights...fortunately she liked me so she started letting me just sleep over rather than sneak around.

 

[KoSTHB]

so many times now since I think about it. but mostly by friends or strangers, only once did my brother walk in a room and I lazy tried to block his vision with a pillow. didnt work

 

[gusenborge]

My mother walked in when my girlfriend(now ex) was messing around.
Thankfully we had a blanket on.
But the worst part is when she first asks what we are doing and i respond with hugging, she then asks if we want some sausage, and adds that we got vegetarian sausage too!



And some bonus info, when i was about 13 my parents decided to mess with me by doing sex sounds when i was sleeping wall to wall with them. Easy to say i did not talk to them for about a week.

 

[bobajob]

My younger brother has walked in on me & the GF when I lived at my mum's gaff.
My mum is in no way religious & very cool about the whole sex thing, she knew full well what we were going to do so left us alone.
My brother was more embarrassed than we were(GF wasn't too impressed either....), I just told him to fucking knock in future.
He did.

 

[Dajmin]

If you're old enough and responsible enough to have sex, why would you feel ashamed for doing it? If you're actually worried whether your (or their) parents will approve then it's probably not a good idea.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Never been caught. Openly had sex infront of someone. They were welcome to join in but couldn't get it up. Poor *first name redacted* No-bone. The nickname did stick for a while.

Although...

Hmmm, Almost caught. Ish. My girlfriend liked embarrassing me. We were sitting on the sofa in her living room, watching something and being under a blanket. One of her hands wandered over and... You get the general idea. Her mother walked in and started to chat with us. My girlfriend didn't stop. I proceeded to have a 5 minute long conversation about tea, different brands of tea, whilst my girlfriend giggled and tried as hard as she could to keep the conversation going.

Oh, same mother once yelled "Could you two put some clothes on and come and eat!" through the girlfriends door. Her room was directly next to the kitchen. And once her little sister found some rope. Japanese silk. Good stuff.

Good times. Man, that was about 2 years ago.

I can completely relate to her. I have this thing whenever my girlfriend's on the phone I absolutely need to do something to her to make her feel uncomfortable. Unfortunately I almost went a bit too far once when her mom was on the phone and it was noticeable in her voice.

OT: NEVER been caught. And we really push our luck too. We do it all the time when other people are in the house and in a public room to boot. At the very least we almost always do it in ways that we can recover from very quickly. That and she claims to be able to hear everything in the house.

 

[D-tritus Debris]

Well this girl and I were fucking plastered at our prom. It ended up with her on the restaurant bathroom's floor, with my fist inside her, and our colleagues watching from other stalls, taking pictures and filming. That was an interesting experience...

 

[ReinWeisserRitter]

A few times, with a few different bedmates. Doesn't bother me, really; I've got nothing to hide and generally have a good sense of humor. Plus, I tend to be pretty brazen and don't make a lot of effort to hide myself anyway.

 

[Amberella]

The fiancé and I almost got caught when we were making love on the couch. :3 It started out just fooling around and just heated up from there. His mum went out shopping and figured we'd have time to have a quickie....nope, she came back rather quick! Apparently she's not one of those mum's who when go shopping take forever. lol. She just got what she wanted and came home.

 

[Beautiful Tragedy]

Twice.

Once by my mum who thought it was hilarious and once by a lasses dad who didn't quite see the funny side.

Also, just because it fits and it's funny....

LMAO I knew i liked you for a reason, i LOVE Stephen Lynch...

OT- nope

 

[EvilMaggot]

never been caught like a pro !

 

[ElPatron]

No, but once I was with my girlfriend alone in the cinema and one of the staff kept opening the door and checking on us for some good 10 seconds before leaving during the whole movie.

Awkward as hell, we always returned the look at the girl and it looked like a Mexican standoff.

never been caught like a pro !

Solid Snake of sex!