Celebrity Poke'mon!

[PirateKing]

A while ago, my friend and I had a discussion about poke'mon. Somehow Dick Cheney was brought up and we treated him like a poke'mon with weaknesses and resistances. For instance, Dick Cheney cannot be confused because he's always confused. But the Coors Lite Ball is extra effective at catching him. Also one of his attacks is "Friend Shoot." I guess it damages another poke'mon that Dick Cheney's trainer has.
So I thought it would be funny if I posted this and you guys came up with other celebrity poke'mon, their weaknesses, attacks, resistances, etc. Whatever you can think of.
So...what can you come up with?

 

[goatzilla8463]

Lindsey Lohan

Weakness: Anything that so much as touches her body made of skin and bones.

Attacks: Starve- she starves herself, slowly draining herself of energy and life.

Resistances: ...Nothing really.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

First off, this should really go in forum games section.

Hmm...

Nathan Fillion

Weakness: Reavers, Feds

Attacks: Swash- deal 10 damage, Buckle- increase awesomeness, Desert nudity: stun opponent.

Resistances: Criminals, Villains.

 

[Jedoro]

Samuel L. Jackson

Type:
Bad Mother Fucker

Attacks:
25:17 - He quotes this verse before shooting his opponent repeatedly (Note: never misses, instant KO)

Weaknesses:
Sharks

Resistances:
Yelling
Snakes

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Tom Cruise
Weakness: Any Drugs as they are not approved by the church of Scientology.
Strength: Anyone he finds on the side of the road that only he can help, Strong against SPs.
His rage increases every time someone talks bad about scientology.
Attacks: Sofa Jump, Narcissism beam.

 

[Jedoro]

Weakness: Any Drugs as they are not approved by the church of Scientology.
Strength: Anyone he finds on the side of the road that only he can help, Strong against SPs.
His rage increases every time someone talks bad about scientology.
Attacks: Sofa Jump, Narcissism beam.

My guess is Tom Cruise, but you might want to mention that.

 

[TaborMallory]

Beelzeboss

Type: Fire/Dark
Weakness: Rocket Sauce
Attacks:
-Tasty Riff
-Demon Code
-Hand Lightning
-Rape

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Weakness: Any Drugs as they are not approved by the church of Scientology.
Strength: Anyone he finds on the side of the road that only he can help, Strong against SPs.
His rage increases every time someone talks bad about scientology.
Attacks: Sofa Jump, Narcissism beam.

My guess is Tom Cruise, but you might want to mention that.

Yea sorry, fixed it now.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Chuck Norris
1 Billion HP
Weakness: Nothing, except Bruce Lee
Strenth: Everything
Resistant to: The Boogyman, Democrats, Darkness.
Attacks: Chin Punch (Punch from the chin not to the chin), Tears that cure cancer, Time travel

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Da

Chuck Norris.

weakness: NOTHING HES CHUCK NORRIS

attacks: roundhouse kick, earthquake, full health restore (infinite PP), stare (does massive damage), and a 5th attack because hes a bad ass

resistances: EVERYTHING HES CHUCK NORRIS

Darn I was just writing this as you were posting it.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Dr. House
Weakness: His leg
Resistance: To pain as he is on so much medication
Attack: Heal, Sarcastic insult, American Accent (Hugh Laurie is British)

 

[MarcusD357]

Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw

Weakness: Portal, Silent Hill 2, Spider-man 2, Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time, Fantasy World Dizzy (his top five games if you didn't already know)

Attack: Wii Toss (thows crappy Wii's at the enemy), Ramble (talks insanely fast and confuses enemy), Review (does a ZP review on the enemy to make them cry), Withdraw (climbs back inside his hat to increase defense)

Resistances: The Wii Console

 

[Puzzles]

Matt Damon.

"Matt... Damon" - Team America. That's how pokemon speak, right?

 

[mannaroth]

The Wicked Witch of the West - Evolved from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Weakness: Water and Houses

Attacks: Fireball, Flying Monkey Troops and Evil Kackle

 

[Lord Thodin]

Samuel L. Jackson

Type:
Bad Mother Fucker

Attacks:
25:17 - He quotes this verse before shooting his opponent repeatedly (Note: never misses, instant KO)

Weaknesses:
Sharks

Resistances:
Yelling
Snakes

I lul'd.

OT:Name:
Eddie Izzard

Type:
Shape shifter

Attacks:
Humor ( causes confusion)
Kick (halfs opponents life)
Humiliate (makes opponents pokemon retreat regardless of held items.)

Weaknesses:
People with no sense of humor

Resistances:
170% resistant to people.

 

[Robert632]

miley cyrus

type: annoying singer
weaknesses: good music
resists damage from:bad music
attacks
1.fan girl crowd. fan girls crowd around her, making her immune to damage until she gets rid of them.
2.mind controlling hannah montana wig. confuses eneimies(seriously, the only disguise worse then that is superman's.)
3.shitty song. enemies die from there ears bleeding to much.
4. push off a cliff.she dies. all her other attacks have no pp.

 

[Hollock]

Brian Posehn

http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/thesarahsilvermanprogram/seasontwo/brian-posehn.jpg

Giant stand up pokemon

Weakness: inablitity to wear overalls and do "night digging"
was in fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Resistance to home invaders and long as he's holding the baby mask

attacks:

Nerd rage- yell at jocks/contruction workers (they used to be jocks, and now they have to build stuff.)

yell stuff out the car window- can range from yelling "star trek sucks!" to a line of nerds going to the phantom menace. To yelling "go back to mexico!" to a gay couple. Will attact a Joe peschi in the wild.

drag mattress- a mattress will be placed under enemies car. May or may not cause confusion.

goin' crackers!- if you know why he's going crackers you deserve a medal

 

[Hollock]

Lil John

Famous for 2 weeks rapper pokemon

weakness limited vocabulary

resistance nobody gives a shit about him but he still gets to drink his CRUNK soda

attacks

YYEEEAH

Host pimp my ride a few times

get crunk

agree
OKAYY