Challenge of confusion.

[Jonluw]

I want to feel your skin pressed against mine.
Please...
Touch me. But be gentle, I... I haven't really tried this before.

Don't worry.
It might hurt a little bit at first, but I'll make you feel like you've never felt before.
It's alright, don't pull away from me. Everyone's a little scared the first time.
Just let me steer this.
I'll just keep stroking and move further down as I go. Try to relax and enjoy it.
Your neck tastes good.
I can hardly keep myself reined in. You make me feel like I'll explode.
Please, touch me too.

 

[Jonluw]

Sweat, baby sweat
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of things that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Oh no! It's the sound of sirens
Hide in the bushes
Unless you want your orifices penetrated

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Why are the Captchas not showing up?

As for weird stuff, I watched Walker last night.

Just because your religion dictates a certain view on sexuality, that doesn't mean you get to force it on the rest of us.
Personally, I don't care much what you do in your own home or secluded society so long as you aren't causing some sort of human suffering, but trying to force your socially conservative and frankly just plain stupid views on people who aren't as irrational as yourself disgusts me.

Umm.... I'm not sure if you're following the confusion title, or if you're misquoting me, or if you've been hacked by a psychopathic troll.

Elaborate?

 

[Jonluw]

Why are the Captchas not showing up?

As for weird stuff, I watched Walker last night.

Just because your religion dictates a certain view on sexuality, that doesn't mean you get to force it on the rest of us.
Personally, I don't care much what you do in your own home or secluded society so long as you aren't causing some sort of human suffering, but trying to force your socially conservative and frankly just plain stupid views on people who aren't as irrational as yourself disgusts me.

Umm.... I'm not sure if you're following the confusion title, or if you're misquoting me, or if you've been hacked by a psychopathic troll.

Elaborate?

I'm not really sure you should rob yourself of potential enjoyment just becausue the distribution method goes against your principles.
I mean, sure, Origin is bad but personally I would just get the game on a console or just on a plain old disc.
Or maybe I'd get the mods on the escapist to pirate it for me.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Why are the Captchas not showing up?

As for weird stuff, I watched Walker last night.

Just because your religion dictates a certain view on sexuality, that doesn't mean you get to force it on the rest of us.
Personally, I don't care much what you do in your own home or secluded society so long as you aren't causing some sort of human suffering, but trying to force your socially conservative and frankly just plain stupid views on people who aren't as irrational as yourself disgusts me.

Umm.... I'm not sure if you're following the confusion title, or if you're misquoting me, or if you've been hacked by a psychopathic troll.

Elaborate?

I'm not really sure you should rob yourself of potential enjoyment just becausue the distribution method goes against your principles.
I mean, sure, Origin is bad but personally I would just get the game on a console or just on a plain old disc.
Or maybe I'd get the mods on the escapist to pirate it for me.

Okaay, now you're cross referencing a post I made in another thread. I think I'll stand over in the corner for a while.

 

[Magicmad5511]

I got this.

Why not try this.

If that doesn't work then try some of this.

This one prominently contains the word fetus

And finally because I've seen similar ones above I'll find and post this.
I'd keep some mind bleach on standbye if I was you.


I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I want to feel your skin pressed against mine.
Please...
Touch me. But be gentle, I... I haven't really tried this before.

Don't worry.
It might hurt a little bit at first, but I'll make you feel like you've never felt before.
It's alright, don't pull away from me. Everyone's a little scared the first time.
Just let me steer this.
I'll just keep stroking and move further down as I go. Try to relax and enjoy it.
Your neck tastes good.
I can hardly keep myself reined in. You make me feel like I'll explode.
Please, touch me too.

*Raises eyebrow* Having problems there fella? Or just trolling?

 

[Jonluw]

I want to feel your skin pressed against mine.
Please...
Touch me. But be gentle, I... I haven't really tried this before.

Don't worry.
It might hurt a little bit at first, but I'll make you feel like you've never felt before.
It's alright, don't pull away from me. Everyone's a little scared the first time.
Just let me steer this.
I'll just keep stroking and move further down as I go. Try to relax and enjoy it.
Your neck tastes good.
I can hardly keep myself reined in. You make me feel like I'll explode.
Please, touch me too.

*Raises eyebrow* Having problems there fella? Or just trolling?

I may be lonely and craving for the rare touch of another human being, but that doesn't mean I have problems.
It's perfectly normal for a human to harbour these kinds of feelings if they've been alone for as long as I have, and I feel that you are the only one that can pull me out of this misery and make me feel alive again.
By your touch, I believe, my hope may be reanimated.

Mods: It may be appropriate to read the OP for some context for this post.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I want to feel your skin pressed against mine.
Please...
Touch me. But be gentle, I... I haven't really tried this before.

Don't worry.
It might hurt a little bit at first, but I'll make you feel like you've never felt before.
It's alright, don't pull away from me. Everyone's a little scared the first time.
Just let me steer this.
I'll just keep stroking and move further down as I go. Try to relax and enjoy it.
Your neck tastes good.
I can hardly keep myself reined in. You make me feel like I'll explode.
Please, touch me too.

*Raises eyebrow* Having problems there fella? Or just trolling?

I may be lonely and craving for the rare touch of another human being, but that doesn't mean I have problems.
It's perfectly normal for a human to harbour these kinds of feelings if they've been alone for as long as I have, and I feel that you are the only one that can pull me out of this misery and make me feel alive again.
By your touch, I believe, my hope may be reanimated.

Trolling it is. Glad we got that settled. You've been reported. Have a nice evening.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why are the Captchas not showing up?

As for weird stuff, I watched Walker last night.

Just because your religion dictates a certain view on sexuality, that doesn't mean you get to force it on the rest of us.
Personally, I don't care much what you do in your own home or secluded society so long as you aren't causing some sort of human suffering, but trying to force your socially conservative and frankly just plain stupid views on people who aren't as irrational as yourself disgusts me.

Umm.... I'm not sure if you're following the confusion title, or if you're misquoting me, or if you've been hacked by a psychopathic troll.

Elaborate?

I'm not really sure you should rob yourself of potential enjoyment just becausue the distribution method goes against your principles.
I mean, sure, Origin is bad but personally I would just get the game on a console or just on a plain old disc.
Or maybe I'd get the mods on the escapist to pirate it for me.

I'm sorry.
I've been horribly afraid to admit this to you, but I believe it is time I came clear.

I'm extremely attracted to you. I have been ever since the first time I saw you. I wasn't ready to accept the fact that these feelings dwell within myself, but as time has passed, I have realized it won't be possible to keep ignoring them forever.
I wish I could be with you forever, and I wish you felt the same way I do.

I'm sorry, but I'm really not attracted to women.
I understand how you feel, and believe me I sympathize, but it is not in my nature to experience sexual or romantic feelings toward women.
Even if I forced myself to be with you, our relationship would only be an empty shell, and you would get no satisfaction from it.
I'm sorry to shoot you down like this. I really am.

 

[Jonluw]

I want to feel your skin pressed against mine.
Please...
Touch me. But be gentle, I... I haven't really tried this before.

Don't worry.
It might hurt a little bit at first, but I'll make you feel like you've never felt before.
It's alright, don't pull away from me. Everyone's a little scared the first time.
Just let me steer this.
I'll just keep stroking and move further down as I go. Try to relax and enjoy it.
Your neck tastes good.
I can hardly keep myself reined in. You make me feel like I'll explode.
Please, touch me too.

*Raises eyebrow* Having problems there fella? Or just trolling?

I may be lonely and craving for the rare touch of another human being, but that doesn't mean I have problems.
It's perfectly normal for a human to harbour these kinds of feelings if they've been alone for as long as I have, and I feel that you are the only one that can pull me out of this misery and make me feel alive again.
By your touch, I believe, my hope may be reanimated.

Trolling it is. Glad we got that settled. You've been reported. Have a nice evening.

You report people for joking in a thread where the stated objective, nay sole purpose, is to confuse other users?
That's not particularly uvula of you.