Change a movie.

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Change the bus to a glacier. (cookie for the reference)

Nightmare on Elm Street

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Abolish trains.

Friday the 13th.

haha, trainspotting is a movie about heroine...but that was funny.

Remove the hockey mask, replace it with an oven mitt...

28 Days Later

Ah crap, can you tell I haven't seen the film?

Replace Krueger for Dennis the Menace. He has the sweater already, anyway.

The Matrix

 

[thomasronan]

have it about the "real world" being WoW?

schindler's list

 

[LilGherkin]

Holy Crap, people brought it back from the dead.

Make it Schindler's to do list

What Women Want.

 

[kazork]

Mel Gibson turns homicidal because he now understands female logic.

2001: a space odyssey

 

[LilGherkin]

Have HAL 9000 an alcoholic computer programmed ship captain.

Pulp Fiction

 

[SidVicious]

Replace all of Samuel L. Jackson's lines with "************." Oh, wait, you said change a movie.

Total Recall

 

[RebelRising]

After setting off on the ships to the West, Frodo turns back to see his friends one last time. He then flips them off, proudly showing off the One Ring still intact. After seeing their horrified faces, Frodo cocks his head back and laughs maniacally, while Gandalf starts making rude, boastful gestures. The Hobbits start running around, screaming, as they realize that the evil has not been quelled, and will live on in the West.

*cue "Into the West."*

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

 

[LilGherkin]

Make Aragorn believe he's the king until the last minute he had an older brother his parents never mentioned that's very short and ugly and misbehaved. Than have the 4th sequel be about that.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Make Russell Brand play every character simultaneously.

Major Payne

 

[Shapsters]

Have one of the other Waynes brothers play the part.

Nacho Libre

 

[Incompl te]

Have him lose and live at the orphanage forever...

Cube

 

[Trifer420]

instead of cubes within a large cube, pyramids within a large pyramid.

star wars (just the original trilogy, A new hope blah blah blah....)

 

[LilGherkin]

Have the sixth installment be less ridiculous. When "Elite Guards" lose to a bunch of Care Bears I'm out of the theater.

Hot Fuzz

 

[Fairee]

Make the police attractive

Titanic

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Activate Global Warming.

Billy Elliot.

 

[Hey Joe]

Open the mines

Annie Hall

 

[LilGherkin]

Keep Woody Allen off the screen and replace him with someone else.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

 

[irishdelinquent]

Have the sorority use the paddles instead

Spaceballs

 

[SinfulKnight]

Follow the Game Story -

Resident Evil
Max Payne