Change a movie.

[LilGherkin]

Have Short round do karate moves and live up to all Asian stereotypes.

A Few Good Men

 

[Bibliomancer]

Have a 15 minute lightsaber battle after the "you can't handle the truth" line.

Little Miss Sunshine

 

[TheDoctor455]

Rewrite it so that it fits its new title "Little Miss Emo". Just because I'm a jerk sometimes.

Dune (the 1980's craptacular film, not the sci-fi mini-series)

 

[Falconknight06]

Double Post

 

[Falconknight06]

Documentary about Scorpions

Wall-E

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would have canceled the project altogether.

Animal Farm

 

[LilGherkin]

Have them live in Animal House

Good Will Hunting

 

[Vor@Tan]

change the title to Gob Mouth Hungering and will must learn how to find a fridge while holding off an attack of mutant mops with paparclips

any Uwe Boil movies (yuk!)...er, Bloodrayne *shudder*

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Don't know that movie so I would just burn the whole thing and go to sleep.

The Shawshank Redemption

 

[quiet_samurai]

Make Andy Dufrane a secret Nazi who kills Morgan Freeman's character in the end.

Snatch

 

[NeoAC]

Make it about the good kind of Snatch, eh? Nod wink, nod wink, say no more, nudge nudge?

Monty Python's The Life of Brian

 

[LilGherkin]

Have Brian fight Jesus on top of a mountain.

Dirty Dancing

 

[irishdelinquent]

He drops her as she leaps into his arms, turning the movie into a comedy.

The Transformers (the 1987 one)

 

[NeoAC]

Make Leonard Nimoy voice a decent character for a change.

Fool's Gold (just try making McConaughey look good!)

 

[LilGherkin]

Have Matthew McConaughey get killed by pirates

Stuck On You.

 

[Ashbax]

The symmetrical twins discover the cure for cancer, and to celebrate, get the surgery to be seperated but it fails and they die before they can tell Anyone and the world is taken over by $UP3R K@NC1R and its all their fault. OWNED.

I, Robot (2006)

 

[Dogstile]

death race

two dreadnoughts

 

[LilGherkin]

Jason Staffom has to race on the highway killing people along the way in order to get home in time to be there for his daughter's dance practice.

A Few Good Men

 

[The_Chief]

make it a million good men

cat in the hat

 

[LilGherkin]

Well, you didn't post a movie to change so I guess I'll put one up there.

White Men Can't Jump