Change one thing about a sport to make it absurdly dangerous.
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Football (Soccer) with live mines on the field.
Formula 1 Racing with loop the loops / upside down track segments. (Theoretically, F1 cars have enough down-force to stay stuck to the track if it was upside down)
Any motorsport with track sections that cross over.
Russian Roulette golf, each player chooses from a set of balls, one of the balls will violently explode when it is hit. This has the added bonus of slowly diminishing the number of Golf players until they are all GONE!
Formula 1 Racing with loop the loops / upside down track segments. (Theoretically, F1 cars have enough down-force to stay stuck to the track if it was upside down)
Any motorsport with track sections that cross over.
Russian Roulette golf, each player chooses from a set of balls, one of the balls will violently explode when it is hit. This has the added bonus of slowly diminishing the number of Golf players until they are all GONE!
Not sure if it has been said already, but land mines in baseball.
"The outfielder is lining up under the ball and......"
BOOM!!!!
"OH SWEET JESUS!"
"The outfielder is lining up under the ball and......"
BOOM!!!!
"OH SWEET JESUS!"
Any game that uses a ball and requires it to be put into/through a goal.
The ball now contains a some kind of relatively stable to physical shock explosive on the inside with a timer. The timer gets started remotely when the ball enters play, and is only disabled by a team scoring. Appropriate time depends on sport. If a team member is injured or killed by the ball, they lose a point.
I see this as the only way to make soccer scores any lower than they already are.
The ball now contains a some kind of relatively stable to physical shock explosive on the inside with a timer. The timer gets started remotely when the ball enters play, and is only disabled by a team scoring. Appropriate time depends on sport. If a team member is injured or killed by the ball, they lose a point.
I see this as the only way to make soccer scores any lower than they already are.
Soccer, where the ball is filled with a bomb and it's timed to explode at the end of each period. Give it one good last kick to see who gets blown up~
yes...FUCK YES! Sign me up for THAT bowling league!InfinityCubed said:
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How about American Football without safety equipment? Oh wait...no, that's just Rugby (I can't be the only one who made that joke).
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In all seriousness I think performance enhancing drugs should be mandatory for all professional sports. You want to equal the playing field? Equal the FUCK out of that playing field.
Make players exempt from all laws and repercussions regarding assault, injury, murder, etc. They can do anything they want as long as they are otherwise obeying the rules of the game.
Maybe we could throw in some skeletons, too.
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Maybe we could throw in some skeletons, too.
[img /]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Mutant_League_Football_cover.png/220px-Mutant_League_Football_cover.png[/img]
Boxing. Remove one of the competitors, and replace him with Brock Samson. Replace the other competitor with Saxton Hale.
Out of interest, I've been wondering for a while what your avatar is showing. I just can't make sense of it. Could you enlighten me?Binnsyboy said:
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Excuse the poor quality, but it's the only video I can find.
To remain on topic: Fencing with electrified poles.
Football/soccer(i dont give a shit ok?): Replace ball with a ticking time bomb that is round. Also when said ball hits a goal and explodes in a very precise manner, little napalm shots will be randomly shot into the direction of said team that lost a point(or explained in a different manner, the opposite of the team who got the goal).
Boxing:
Need I explain more?
Boxing:
Need I explain more?
