In before some jerks come in and say things like "remove all the ninja/samurai crap references from it!" or "remove all the stupid androgyny and femininity in it! Make it manly!" or "remove all the stupid inferior anime and Japanese designs from it" or "remote everything remotely Japanese or Asian from it!".
What was that sound? Oh, it was just the sound of everything I love about video games dying a little more with each day... *sniff*
I just... please, aliens, if you're out there in the universe, Giygas, someone, blow up planet Earth. We don't deserve to exist anymore. Just... put us humans out of our misery, please. Just... read this and realize that we must all die.
Crud, I was too late. I hate this planet.DalekJaas said:Remove the J. Seriously, cut out everything that makes them remotely Japanese. I can just imagine if Golden Sun wasn't a JRPG with stupid looking characters, it would have been amazing.
I really wish this wasn't the perfect parody of the gaming community today. I really wish it wasn't.Steppin Razor said:Pssh, obviously the problem here is you. If you weren't some warped sicko that enjoyed depraved things such as turn-based battles and anime-style characters, than you'd have a greater appreciation of the WRPG. The one, true bastion of great game design.
What was that sound? Oh, it was just the sound of everything I love about video games dying a little more with each day... *sniff*
Oh God... I just.. I didn't even read this post before I made my joke interpretation of everything wrong with everyone's criticisms of jRPGs. And it's already in the thread anyway just like expected.Shagdawg said:Have male characters who act like MEN.
I just... please, aliens, if you're out there in the universe, Giygas, someone, blow up planet Earth. We don't deserve to exist anymore. Just... put us humans out of our misery, please. Just... read this and realize that we must all die.