Characters that need to die
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Hancock. How much better would that film have been if Hancock had died at the end and avoided the obligatory Hollywood happy ending / option on sequel ?AshPox said:
Pick a sitcom character, particularly an American one. Controversially, I'm inclined to select Fry from Futurama. Don't get me wrong, I love the show and I've enjoyed the new movies but I don't want it to go the way of most other comedy series and become run-of-the-mill.
Keeping them short is about the only thing English TV sitcoms do best. Except Red Dwarf. Tsk.
So many options, so few I can really justify.
Oh man, there are so many ways to kill him off.AshPox said:
I vote for having something deadly happen like flying 50 feet into the distance (Which happens ALL the time on that freaking show and never hurts ANYONE) and just have it kill him, even though it's happened like a hundred times already, just make him die that time.
I object!Dr. Love said:
Cloud and Sephiroth are both fine, it is POST FF7 Cloud and Sephiroth that need to be erased. They were fine in FF7, but then after that they made them suck.
I'm afraid I can't agree with the killing of Moira, pretty much on the grounds that she's part mad scientist and part Kaylee from Firefly. Go peddle your death-sticks onto someone who isn't funny.
Like Squall! Yes, yes... Squall and the entire cast of FF8 should die horribly, along with their plot, their pathetic system, and everything else in that world. Just shove it in the ass of a black hole and hopefully we'll never hear from any of them ever again.
Oh, and literally everything from Pokemon should die too, since I'm in a genocidal mood. There's no redeeming quality in that crap. Not at all, even if you try to fling 65 reasons into my face. (I would scoff at them all, because I'm just too annoyed by it.) Hurl that entire world into the sun and make room for something ENTERTAINING.
While I'm focusing all the hate-beams around me, let's dig in on HALO...where I believe Master Chief should die. Sorry, Chief, but you're one of a billion interchangable guys in powered armor where any one of them can do your job and - in some cases - has. Plus, someone did the everyone-in-powersuits joke already. They're called the Enclave.
And now that virtually everybody who likes Halo is putting a hitman contract on my head, I'll get a bullet-proof vest and conclude with all of Twilight, because even Bela Lugosi is going "WTF?!" at that one.
Like Squall! Yes, yes... Squall and the entire cast of FF8 should die horribly, along with their plot, their pathetic system, and everything else in that world. Just shove it in the ass of a black hole and hopefully we'll never hear from any of them ever again.
Oh, and literally everything from Pokemon should die too, since I'm in a genocidal mood. There's no redeeming quality in that crap. Not at all, even if you try to fling 65 reasons into my face. (I would scoff at them all, because I'm just too annoyed by it.) Hurl that entire world into the sun and make room for something ENTERTAINING.
While I'm focusing all the hate-beams around me, let's dig in on HALO...where I believe Master Chief should die. Sorry, Chief, but you're one of a billion interchangable guys in powered armor where any one of them can do your job and - in some cases - has. Plus, someone did the everyone-in-powersuits joke already. They're called the Enclave.
And now that virtually everybody who likes Halo is putting a hitman contract on my head, I'll get a bullet-proof vest and conclude with all of Twilight, because even Bela Lugosi is going "WTF?!" at that one.
Ok, I'll take your short, fat, Italian plumber and all his friends and raise you 400+ super powered animals that can be captured in little, red and white balls.Woodsey said:
CORRECTION:Dr. Love said:
Cloud=Worthless emo (who also happened to save the world once but no one cares because he's such a ponce, yet somehow manages to carry around a massive sword)
Sephrioth= Worthless mommas boy (but used to be really cool and hang out with genesis and angeal but then genesis fucked everything up)
Jar-Jar. If anyone needs explaining why, they've never encountered the character.
Jack/Raiden from MGS. The fact that he is the new protagonist is the sole reason I'm not buying the next game. It seems Kojima saw Sasuke from Naruto and though "Hey, I can make a character a lot more emo than that." (I'm not gonna start a debate over whether he accomplished that or not, but it does look like he tried his best....)
Yuffie from FFVII. The fact that she's been given more screen time in the spin-offs in an attempt to raise her popularity just made me hate her more...
A Marvel character. I hardly care which one (though I obviously do have a few I would prefer it was not), but they need to have someone that stays dead, so that readers actually give a crap when it looks like someone is about to die. Even the characters themselves are joking about Jean Grey and how she'll "be back soon".
(Sorry if the last one is technically a bit off topic...)
Jack/Raiden from MGS. The fact that he is the new protagonist is the sole reason I'm not buying the next game. It seems Kojima saw Sasuke from Naruto and though "Hey, I can make a character a lot more emo than that." (I'm not gonna start a debate over whether he accomplished that or not, but it does look like he tried his best....)
Yuffie from FFVII. The fact that she's been given more screen time in the spin-offs in an attempt to raise her popularity just made me hate her more...
A Marvel character. I hardly care which one (though I obviously do have a few I would prefer it was not), but they need to have someone that stays dead, so that readers actually give a crap when it looks like someone is about to die. Even the characters themselves are joking about Jean Grey and how she'll "be back soon".
(Sorry if the last one is technically a bit off topic...)