characters that would make terrible roommates.

[BloodyOne]

Daxter, from Jak & Daxter...Enough said.

REALLY? I think he'd make an awesome roomate! Who wouldnt want a loveable wise cracking rodent leaving empty milk cartons in their fridge?

Orange Lightning would steal all the hot chicks...

EDIT---

stubbs the zombie....no, just no.

Aaw, but you could go bowling with his head! No need to carry your own ball, just lead him around with a bucket of brains!

Kratos comes to mind.

Other than the hundreds of zombies/monsters/demigods that will rise up through the floor, and the high chance of being cut to a thousand pieces on the backlash of his Chaos Blades, I think he would be awesome!

 

[Mischiviktus]

Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.

Another way to explain it.

 

[Shynobee]

I'm gonna go with the Demoman from TF2. He's drunk all the time, and you never know if hes gonna blow something up!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Mario... He'd always be trying to flush himself down the toilet...

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'm surprised that no one said Navi yet. I would hate even being near that.

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

Hmm.. probably Gordon Freeman, think about it:

Hey Gordon, did you take out the trash?
Gordon: ...

Me:....
*Combine busts down door*
Me: OH SHI....

I'd also have to say Pac-Man. He'd eat everything, including the ghosts next door.

 

[Zildjin81]

Pac man, that would be annoying as hell.

Ninja'd by the guy above me.

 

[Zildjin81]

Sorry, accidental double post.

 

[KP Shadow]

Ness from Earthbound because, well, if you've ever heard the online radio series "Fobbies are Borange" you'd pretty much know how annoying he'd be.

 

[Herb sewell]

Deadpool it'd be a fight to the death for the last cheezy poof, and I don't have a healing factor. Plus most of his roommates either begin as or end up as hostages.

 

[NotAPie]

Dante from Devil May Cry, tho not my favourtite character he would make a horrible roommate.
Cheesy lines...Cocky...BLARGH.
My favourite character is Gordon Freeman and someone already said how that could go wrong.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Alex Mercer because he'd eat me.

Cole McGrath because he'd screw up all the electrical devices.

Kratos because...well, he'd kill me.

but worst of all, Sonic the Hedgehog because he and his friends are ANNOYING and I would end up killing them all.

 

[pantallica95]

I second...no...third? fourth? whatever. i think Kratos. Great character, but heres how the first day would go:

Me: Hey, can you pass the milk?
Kratos: *pulls out his giant barbarian hammer from GoW 2*
Me: Woh, woh, take it easy! i'll get it!
Kratos: ARGHH!!

*SPLAT!*

 

[Zombie Izzard]

Pyramid Head. I'd be afraid to go to sleep.

 

[Gaderael]

Not a favorite, but Boogerman from A Pick and Flick Adventure.

Also Gordon Freeman as a roommate would have one major upside:

*Me and Gordon lazy on the couch watching hockey*
Me: Gordon, we need more beer.
Gordon: *uses physics gun to get beer from fridge*
Me: Sweet.

The protagonist from Portal would work as well. Especially when you just don't want to get up to use the bathroom

 

[Valiance]

Probably Duke Nukem...

I don't like strippers.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

otacon.

can you imagine all the useless information he'd spout constantly?

 

[Kinguendo]

A SIMS character.

Me: Hey, I am going to the shop you want anything?
SIM: Heble glabdy glee.
Me: Erm, what?
SIM: Rolle, Heble glabdy glee!
Me: Oh... okay.
*months later*
SIM: Fluppey.
Me: Yeah, I did some research... thats not even a real language!
SIM: Cably shooo.
Me: Get out.

 

[Gaderael]

Probably Duke Nukem...

I don't like strippers.

Yeah, he'd be the worst kind of roommate. He'd forever be like "yeah, let's get a place somewhere, just get the lease and we'll be set."

Then moving day would come and he'd be like "Shit man, something's come up, I wont be able to move in for another month or so." You'd be like "Okay, that's cool, I don't mind waiting a month."

Next thing you know your ten year lease is up and you never saw him from day one, just a couple of quick calls to say he'd still be showing up though. in the mean time you had to sublet his room to some Serious Sam dude who always had way to many goons over at once,along with a whole host of other guys that you cannot even remember.

 

[Srkkl]

Chris Redfield, every time he would get mad he would just break the thing that pissed him off.