characters that would make terrible roommates.

[Midniqht]

moira from fallout 3. all the pros of this situation aside, i just wouldnt be able to get over the fact that she sounds like sarah palin. id wanna kill something

 

[Lordkeppington]

That annoying guy from little lamp light, Sticky who you escort to big town haveing him as a room mate would be pure hell. Him or pyrimid head.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Max Payne. He would be depressed all the time and speak only in methaphors. Also, since almost everyone, who was close to him, is dead, I would probably die too.

 

[Chaos Bringer]

Navi. At 2 in the morning: "Hey, listen! Hey listen! Hey listen!" Oh god it hurts just thinking about it.

 

[Nukey]

Alec Mason from red faction, he would break all my stuff

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Weezing. You would need the windows open constantly, and the Febreeze bill would be through the roof.

 

[IxionIndustries]

A SIMS character.

Me: Hey, I am going to the shop you want anything?
SIM: Heble glabdy glee.
Me: Erm, what?
SIM: Rolle, Heble glabdy glee!
Me: Oh... okay.
*months later*
SIM: Fluppey.
Me: Yeah, I did some research... thats not even a real language!
SIM: Cably shooo.
Me: Get out.

I can only imagine a situation like that..
SIM: *Jumps out in front of you, waving it's arms*
Me: Oh shit! What do you want?
SIM: Gibleh flem!
Me: Wh....What?
SIM: Shoobaaah! Mefloosa jabogalah!
Me: I can't understand what you're saying!
SIM: *Wets itself, and leaves a big puddle on the floor*
Me: Oh god damn it!
SIM: *Points above it's head, and a red diamond appears*
Me: Oh come on!

Anyways, has anyone said Kratos yet?
Eh, I'm not gonna run the risk.
How about the Guildmaster from Fable?
Guildmaster: Do you have any potions, or food?
Me: No dumbshit, you ate it all. You were supposed to go out and buy some today.

 

[The Shade]

Gordon Freeman

Me: Gordon, can you get your laundry out of the washing machine? I need to throw a load in.
Gordon: ...
Me: And these dishes have been piling up for a week now. When are you gonna clean 'em?
Gordon: ...
Me: Anyway, don't forget to put the garbage out, because the cleaning lady comes tomorrow.
Gordon: ...
Me: ...
Gordon: ...
Me: ...
Gordon: *hits me with a crowbar*

 

[Spaz91]

I think that any of the Cobras from MGS3 would be bad roomates, the Pain is covered with bees, the Fear would no doubt keep playing pranks on you, the Fury would just be a pain in the ass and no doubt the End smells of piss and old.

 

[JonasBrothersSuck]

Any character from RE:4 that is not Leon Kennedy.
Salazar, The Chainsaw dude, ASHLEY
Just thinking about any of them makes me reach for my chicago typewriter.

 

[cavsfan69]

1 word. Navi... always having to hear her tell you obvious stuff and when you ignore her, she shouts LISTEN! into your ear until you finally do just to shut her up.

 

[Lexodus]

I was gonna say Gordon Freeman too. That sneaky bastard...

 

[Blanks]

Altaïr, If i'm going to take over humanity, it wouldn't good good to have an assassin who's trying to stop you living in your house


Unless it was The L, Kira situation where we both suspect each other put have no proof, first one to slip up dies

 

[Blanks]

Cait Saith. I'd blow my brains out. All the air humping and megaphone yelling and dice everywhere **shudders** That and the fact he'd be spying on me, recording my every move and transmitting it to all my enemies. And would just be an eyesore really..take up all the room on the couch. I'd need an EPIC cat litter tray. Oh the humanity.

Wait... cait sith's just a robot

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Dante from Devil May Cry. I'm scared that while we're having a pizza party we'll get attacked by deamons of some sort.

This

 

[Da_Schwartz]

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Wait... cait sith's just a robot[/quote]

Its japanese though.. I'm sure it still poops.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Navi.

'Nuff said.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Well I would probably say Ganondorf... probably because he's an evil fuck and would kill you

Or perhaps Spyro the dragon, as he would set fire to everything and make really annoying arrogant comments on everything you say

Or a mudoken? they would stink up the flat with their constant farting and conversation would be pretty crap sue to their 4 word vocabulary.

Dom from gears of war would wine about his wife all the time.

Anakin Sky walker.... just because

I could go on all day/night

 

[Kellerb]

kratos.