characters that would make terrible roommates.

[Popo5]

Ethan Thomas (Condemned 2): Smells like a hobo, always pissed off, and if he got angry at you, he'd scream. And we all know how that would turn out.

 

[Albino Ninja]

Cole from infamous-the lights would never work and he better not ever touch my computer or xbox

two of the possible best are Ashley and Liara from Mass Effect. after a week they start to...uh..."warm up" to you.

 

[Furioso]

Link, if you think talking to Gordon Freeman is annoying think about this:

Me: Hey Link whats up
Link: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHT
Me: uhhh you ok dude
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Me: *Slams door on the way out*

 

[you rolled a one]

my fallout 3 character.
i would come home all my stuff would be gone my pets dead and he wouldent flush....

oh and arabeth from never winter nights. balck gard enough said

 

[avelmen1889]

the aprentence from force unleashed. he might be able to open the stuck jar of pickles with the force but hees just evil and storm trooper corpses will clutter your home of course

 

[Annoying Turd]

Lara Croft

 

[Cartman2nd]

Luigi.

I don't trust that guys ermm... sexuality

 

[MercurySteam]

Issac Clarke is an engineer who killed countless legions of space thingys, but he never talks.

Isaac sounds perfect to me, he'd never make rude comments, he could fix stuff, easily move the couch with telekinesis. Although he may try to break my xbox if im not careful... (xbox = box with glowing green light on it, get my point?)

I feel as if I should know this one. But I don't.

In dead space there were boxes that had glowing lights on them. You'd break them open for items by stomping on them.

Lol i remember now. I also remember sometimes they contained those small creatures that would latch onto you.

 

[clicketycrack]

I would say Dante. He'd always be leaving his giant swords laying around.

 

[jebus4you]

the guy from prototype in cutscenes hes all nice and concerned about the innocent people but when he leaves he eats everyone!?

 

[OniSuika]

Alec Mason from Red Faction: Guerilla. I wouldn't trust him to keep the place in one piece.

 

[dudeman0001]

accidentally pressed quote instead of edit

 

[dudeman0001]

Moya from inFAMOUS. Government this and world doom that and only I can save the world/city etc.

It actually boggles my mind, that anyone would say ANY character from that game other than Cole. He's the whole freaking reason they called the game InFamous!

 

[Justanothergamer300]

Q-bert he would keep all the lights on and wouldn't even help me pay the light bills

 

[dudeman0001]

Sephiroth.

He has SUCH an ego. Pfft, drama queen.....

and the bastard would steal your black marbles, claiming that they will bring about the end of the world

Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.

Another way to explain it.

O_O its a guy? well i guess that means im bisexual now.....damnit

Damn it mischivixtus, STOP MAKING PEOPLE QUESTION THIER SEXUALITY!

 

[dudeman0001]

I think Overlord Zenon would be pretty terrible, provided it isn't sealed. Sealed Zenon would still be pretty bad.

Zenon'd be all like: "I am being of solitude."
Then I'd be all like OHSHI-

Not sure who Zenon is, but i'm pretty sure he's awesome at solitare!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I think Overlord Zenon would be pretty terrible, provided it isn't sealed. Sealed Zenon would still be pretty bad.

Zenon'd be all like: "I am being of solitude."
Then I'd be all like OHSHI-

Not sure who Zenon is, but i'm pretty sure he's awesome at solitare!

Not really. It'd probably just annihilate it. Then go over to somewhere,and turn everyone into demons. Then hang out, unmaking everything that comes within it's sight range.

 

[dudeman0001]

I wonder if someone has said this but "Pyramid Head"

me: hey, Pyramid Head, you take out the garbage?
him:.... *scary noises*
me:... Wha- what are you doing?
him: *RAPERAPERAPERAPE*
me:OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST RAPE M-
him:*cuts of my head*

Yes. You've been ninja'd a least 3 times

 

[DarkRyter]

Alex Mercer from Prototype.

Cause of the, you know, getting eaten. That'd totally suck.

 

[The_Prophet]

Not a favorite, but Boogerman from A Pick and Flick Adventure.

Also Gordon Freeman as a roommate would have one major upside:

*Me and Gordon lazy on the couch watching hockey*
Me: Gordon, we need more beer.
Gordon: *uses physics gun to get beer from fridge*
Me: Sweet.

The protagonist from Portal would work as well. Especially when you just don't want to get up to use the bathroom

Haha, Creative thinking, I like it!