characters that would make terrible roommates.

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dudeman0001

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MaxTheReaper said:
Uh, most of them?

They're either being constantly attacked (which means you, the normal human, are in danger,) or they're out and about savin' tha werld (which means they're not fucking paying rent.)
Dude, don't you ever sleep!? I see you on EVERY THREAD and i'm not even looking for you!
 

WittyName

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Rico from Killzone 2.

I'd gradually get annoyed with him using a variation of the word 'f*ck' in every sentence.
 

dudeman0001

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WOW, 323 post GOD DAMN! I was only expecting to get about 70. I mean the escapist is a rather tightly knit community. Hell I run into Laura. & Maxthereaper on every thread. 0_o thanx everyone, but im gonna have one hell of a hard time trying to top this.
 

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dudeman0001 said:
WOW, 323 post GOD DAMN! I was only expecting to get about 70. I mean the escapist is a rather tightly knit community. Hell I run into Laura. & Maxthereaper on every thread. 0_o thanx everyone, but im gonna have one hell of a hard time trying to top this.
We know. ^^

But anyways. Anyone who lacks a voice. Anyone with psychotic tendencies, or similar problems and anyone who can't help but kill whoever they see somehow would be pretty problematic. Oh, as well as an giant characters like The Colossi from Shadow of the Colossus.
Good characters would be the clever constructive characters like Gordan Freeman or Chell from Portal. Maybe some funky Jedi would be good too. Using the Force to help around the house!
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
dudeman0001 said:
Dude, don't you ever sleep!? I see you on EVERY THREAD and i'm not even looking for you!
I used to, before I donned the mantle of Reaper.

Now sleep is beneath me.
Yeah, I tried that once, but it nearly gave me a hernia. So I just ate some chicken strips instead.
 

Mr. Valentine

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Draculafreak said:
Sephiroth.

He has SUCH an ego. Pfft, drama queen.....
and the bastard would steal your black marbles, claiming that they will bring about the end of the world
Mischiviktus said:
Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.


Another way to explain it.
O_O its a guy? well i guess that means im bisexual now.....damnit
Damn it mischivixtus, STOP MAKING PEOPLE QUESTION THIER SEXUALITY!
*crying in a corner* hes prettier than a lot of girls....WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MANKIND?!?! oh well, now im not tied to one "team" :D IM FREE!!!!
 

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Nemesis would make a horrible roommate. He'd smash through doors, windows and walls all the time. Growling "STARS!". Plus he'd take up alot of space and most likely wouldnt smell very good either.
 

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Mr. Valentine said:
dudeman0001 said:
Mr. Valentine said:
Draculafreak said:
Sephiroth.

He has SUCH an ego. Pfft, drama queen.....
and the bastard would steal your black marbles, claiming that they will bring about the end of the world
Mischiviktus said:
Bridget

And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.

Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.


Another way to explain it.
O_O its a guy? well i guess that means im bisexual now.....damnit
Damn it mischivixtus, STOP MAKING PEOPLE QUESTION THIER SEXUALITY!
*crying in a corner* hes prettier than a lot of girls....WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MANKIND?!?! oh well, now im not tied to one "team" :D IM FREE!!!!

What the hell....im confused.....its a guy but looks like a girl.......I hate this photo very much.......ahhh danm this someone photoshop this and make it a girl...please (crys) Make it go away.....

Also your guy from Fable 2....he would get boaring, and try to kill you and have sex with EVERYTHING.....

Also what about your Saints Row (2) guy....being blown up, being chased around, good part is that you would have alot of awosme weps, veichles and houses.....nice
 

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Catwoman (she had her own craptastic game to go with the craptastic movie) having a constant horribly done charecter that mocked the icon I onced loved in comics living with me, would haunt me...

and can't forget Navi from Zelda, if i had to wake up to "hey listen!" every morning and hear it until i basically slept I'd go freakin nuts.
 

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Illidan, from Warcraft. Every time I forgot to do the dishes or something:

"YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"
 

Necrith

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"everyone is gay for bridget"

ontopic:
Yuffie from FF VII
she looks underage, wears tight clothing and steals all your stuff.
 

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Colonel Campbell or Otacon from MGS. Any time he'd want your attention he'd scream at you from another room. "SNAKE? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!"
 

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Necrith said:
"everyone is gay for bridget"

ontopic:
Yuffie from FF VII
she looks underage, wears tight clothing and steals all your stuff.
She IS underage. Well, by American law anyway.
 

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Sonic the Hedgehog.

These days, he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd always be late on his rent, then whine about how "you know he's good for it" when you threaten to kick him out.
 

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If this was pets it would be Yoshi (bastard eats all the fruit).
Charade (from sc2) would be a bad roomate he would always copy you to the point of frustration.