characters that would make terrible roommates.
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Well sorry for not having so little of a life that I can just read through 10 pages of a forum.dudeman0001 said:
OT, um.... someone original.... I would bet my soul these have been said but Cloud:
me:Hey Cloud- OH GOD! Cloud don't slit your wrists...
him: *CRYCRYCRYCYRYCYYRYCYRYCYRYCYRYCYRYCR* WAHHHHHHHH!
or Sephiroth:
me:Hey Sephiroth, watcha' doing today?
him
ESTROYING THE WORLD!!!!!!Opera singer voice: HAHAHAHUHU SEPHIROTH!
me:why does that chick say that when ever you speak?
him:BECAUSE I KILLED YOU GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Opera singer voice: HAHAHAHUHU SEPHIROTH!
me:WHY!!!!!!!!!!!????????
(ten years later)
fanboys:WHYZ DIDZ SEPHIROTHZ HAZ TO KILLZ BARRYWEENZ GIRLZFRIENDZ!!!!!!!!!???? *CRY!!!!!*
that would just suck...
I would have to say pyramid head.
Think about it when you sit down to eat a hamburger he would either be killing someone while you ate or trying to kill you, and when you are tring to watch t.v his giant metal knife would be scraping on the floor mmaking an annyoning sound drowning out the t.v, also it would do horrible things to the floor.
Think about it when you sit down to eat a hamburger he would either be killing someone while you ate or trying to kill you, and when you are tring to watch t.v his giant metal knife would be scraping on the floor mmaking an annyoning sound drowning out the t.v, also it would do horrible things to the floor.
-Any elf from Overlord 2, they're even worse than the ones in Overlord 1.
-Blockhead, he'd have his tongs all over the place, not to mention the paint and the squashed pumpkins...
-Blockhead, he'd have his tongs all over the place, not to mention the paint and the squashed pumpkins...
The Heavy. He'd probably get the police on your ass with all the weapons lying around the apartment, and if you ever ran out of food, he'd grab your head and crush it.
Heavy: Vat is this? Ve seem to be out of Sandvich bread!"
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that, I forgot to pick some up when I went to the store yesteAAAGH LET GO OF MY NECK!
Heavy: I am...SO HUNGRY!! MUST HAVE SANDVICH!!!
Me: Okay! Jesus! I'll go down to Subway and get you one!
Heavy: Alright then!
*Puts me down; I run off to Subway*
*I come back thirty minutes later*
Me: Umm, that's a lot of blood out in the hall. Were you up to something?
Heavy: You take too long. I got to neighbors. The have sandvich. Neighbors not generous people. I kill them, take sandvich. The get vat coming for them. You, you take too long. YOU GET VAT COMING FOR YOU!!!
Me: Wait! Here's your sandwich!
Heavy: TOO LATE, TINY MAN! *whiiiIIRRRR*
Me: OH SHI
*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*
Ah, that was fun to write.
Heavy: Vat is this? Ve seem to be out of Sandvich bread!"
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that, I forgot to pick some up when I went to the store yesteAAAGH LET GO OF MY NECK!
Heavy: I am...SO HUNGRY!! MUST HAVE SANDVICH!!!
Me: Okay! Jesus! I'll go down to Subway and get you one!
Heavy: Alright then!
*Puts me down; I run off to Subway*
*I come back thirty minutes later*
Me: Umm, that's a lot of blood out in the hall. Were you up to something?
Heavy: You take too long. I got to neighbors. The have sandvich. Neighbors not generous people. I kill them, take sandvich. The get vat coming for them. You, you take too long. YOU GET VAT COMING FOR YOU!!!
Me: Wait! Here's your sandwich!
Heavy: TOO LATE, TINY MAN! *whiiiIIRRRR*
Me: OH SHI
*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*
Ah, that was fun to write.
OP: that made me laugh like mad XD
Anyway...
Navi?
"Hey? LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN!"
"SHUT UP, I'M TRING TO FING SLEEP!"
And the guy from Prototype. That guy can make a mess...
Oh, and Pyramid Head.
I'm quite attatched to my life, thanks.
Anyway...
Navi?
"Hey? LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN!"
"SHUT UP, I'M TRING TO FING SLEEP!"
And the guy from Prototype. That guy can make a mess...
Oh, and Pyramid Head.
I'm quite attatched to my life, thanks.
........there isnt enough photoshop in the world to save you from this......shaun1788 said:Mr. Valentine said:*crying in a corner* hes prettier than a lot of girls....WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MANKIND?!?! oh well, now im not tied to one "team"dudeman0001 said:Damn it mischivixtus, STOP MAKING PEOPLE QUESTION THIER SEXUALITY!Mr. Valentine said:and the bastard would steal your black marbles, claiming that they will bring about the end of the worldDraculafreak said:O_O its a guy? well i guess that means im bisexual now.....damnitMischiviktus said:Bridget
And if you don't already know who that is, look Guilty Gears and find Bridget.
Be really hard to explain to friends, family and co-workers when they visit your new place.
Another way to explain it.
What the hell....im confused.....its a guy but looks like a girl.......I hate this photo very much.......ahhh danm this someone photoshop this and make it a girl...please (crys) Make it go away.....
Also your guy from Fable 2....he would get boaring, and try to kill you and have sex with EVERYTHING.....
Also what about your Saints Row (2) guy....being blown up, being chased around, good part is that you would have alot of awosme weps, veichles and houses.....nice
The wolf from okami. It's not house trained, it has flees, and I don't need friggin flower ruining mah carpets
The guy form Unforgotten Realms who just says "press b to jump"
all the time would kinda get annoying in the end.
all the time would kinda get annoying in the end.