characters that would make terrible roommates.

[hazabaza1]

Haggard.
Imagine, just coming home one day.
'I JUST PAID FOR THIS PLACE'

 

[plastic_window]

Any and every zombie that was ever in a zombie-related video game.

If that answer's a bit too obvious, then I'll go with Navi.

And if that is too obvious (which, reading through these posts, it is), then I'll say a Paramite. Oh sure, it's all hugs and happiness at first, but you know what happens when you back one of those guys up against the wall? And you would, if you saw the mess this guy leaves when all his friends come over.

 

[Fniff]

Hobbes would be cool enough... Though there would be a downside.

"Back from another day of work...AGH!"

Smash,smash.

The cool Side..

Me:Hobbes,someone is annoying me on steam,go and ponce on them.

that would solve any problem!

 

[Necrith]

Zangief
not smart, hairy, and wears nothing but underpants.

.... i take that back
Akuma

 

[Rigs83]

Cervantes from Soul Calibur. All he would do is say Muhahahahaha all day.

 

[Ultress]

Edit: ignore

 

[Ultress]

Honestly don't know if they are my faviorite charcters but Biggs and Wedge from Final Fantasy cause when there around,Shit goes down.

Which Biggs and Wedge? Cause I dont think any shit went down with Biggs and Wedge in FFX

At least the ones in FF6-8

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

Princess Peach. Oh sure, she'd make cakes for you in her spare time and she's cute but every other week, you'd have Bowser storming through your door with an army of Koopa's and Goomba's to kidnap her. Best outcome, your place would be destroyed/trashed. Worst outcome, you get kidnapped as well and have to wait for God knows how long for a fat Italian plumber to rescue you. Then when you come back home, you find out you're getting jail time for not paying bills, destroying public property, you'd be fired from your job for not showing up at all and you'd be homeless.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Dom from gears 2. Id try to sleep and all id hear was "WHERES MY WIFE. BAAAAAAHHH" Then he would chainsaw all my furniture for ammo and collectables. My grandfather clock would be in danger as well, i think he and marcus have a thing for cogs and gears.

Navi "shudder" no need to say anything there.

The heavy from tf2, my food bill is big enough already and god help me if i accidently knock over sasha or natasha.

The engineer would whack all my electronics with a spanner until they had guns growing out of them with rockets, i would feel sorry for the mailman.

 

[FoxyStig]

Vector the crocodile. He won't shut up!

 

[Dale Cooper]

sonic, link, mario, peach, cloud and sephiroth

Peach??

Why not Peach? As long as you Bowser proffed your apartment you could have a lot of fun.

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

Death, you never know when the time is up.

Death:Time for work
Me:Cool, who is it this time?
Death: Stares at me
Meamn....

 

[suhlEap]

any game with a mute character, who'd want to live with a mute guy... or squall from FF8... that'd be depressing.

 

[Cookiegerard]

Dom from Gears of War..... Always going on about his wife.

 

[Xvito]

I wouldn't want to live with any of the team-members in SWAT 4...

"You're in my spot, sir."

 

[dazdex]

Donkey Kong he would just be throwing barrels around ALL FREAKING DAY.
Also he's and ape so I doubt he has a sense of hygiene and he'd be stealing all my precious bananas.

 

[SteakHeart]

Sam Fisher.

Me: Yum, toast time.
*Sam sneaks up behind me and grabs me* Where is my pistol?
Me: I dont know, honest!
*toaster blows up*
Sam: was it in there?
Me: ...yes.
*sam slits my throat*

SPLURT!

Although, i think Alex Mercer wouldnt be too bad of a roommate. He'd be a hit with the ladies!

 

[Broady Brio]

A Raider in Fallout 3. One day after work, the Raider will have done some "redecorating" of corpses strung on beds.

 

[Jark212]

Any JRPG Character.

"Quit using all my conditioner!!!! Oh, and your 50 gallon drum of gel is here."

 

[clicketycrack]

Dirty Harry. I feel that he's fun to watch, but would be a dick if you actually met him.