Characters you hate with an unbridled, illogical passion

[Asti]

ANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly my thoughts. I wish I could have killed him of before the explosion. On my last playthrough, I kicked him out of my party as soon as possible. ò.Ó

He's so whiny, argh! And he doesn't get along with anyone of your party. I really hate him.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

ASHLEY. HATE. HATE HER SO MUCH. At first I thought it was illogical. Then I learned she was a bigoted *****. HATE.

 

[Smallells]

Most of the cast of L.A Noire. Having only played for a few brief hours over my friends house, I spent most of the time saying "I want to punch him in the face" and "Can I punch them in the face now?"
Even the protagonist......eurgh. His face and my fist need to have a meeting.
Stupid realities....why do I have to be separated by physics?!

 

[Sinspiration]

Miranda freaking Lawson from Mass Effect 2

First of all, WEAR A PAPER BAG OVER THAT UGLY FACE, every time she speaks her buckteeth show. Second of all.. Genetically engineered to be perfect? She only needs to remind us about it a dozen or more times. Just so you got it the first time. By the way did you know she's genetically engineered to be perfect?! Just in case you missed it the first time. Got it? Good!

And I swear, every freaking time she opens her snobby little gob I wanna slap it shut with a serrated lead pipe. I only ever let her survive the suicide mission once (so I can get an achievement for it), every other time I've made sure her head gets blown clean off or she dies in some horrible, nasty fashion.

Though is it really horrible to get exactly what I want?

 

[SpaceCop]

Leliana! I can't stand her disingenuous ingenue routine. She's a ditzy zealot with the voice of a concussion victim and she never shuts the fuck up. I chopped her goddamn head off she still showed up in the second game.

Fenris! He hates mages. That's it. That's his sole personality trait.

The entire population of Cyrodiil! They're all hideous and bipolar and sound identical! Ongar the World Weary is the fucking worst. "I'm really tired. I need a nap." World weary =/= weary, ya idiot! You have one defining characteristic, and it's fucking WRONG.

Kratos! Everything that happens to him is pretty much his own fault. And then he's all "Areeeeeees!" You killed your own goddamn family, *****! Start taking responsibility for your actions!

Every character introduced in Tekken 6! Especially you, Bob, you fat, unnatural-movemented bastard.

Sofia Lamb! At least Andrew Ryan had principals I could disagree with. Lamb's philosophy was apparently "be a huge ***** at all times for no reason."

Every character from the Dead Or Alive franchise! Not only are they an abominable collection of paper-thin stereotypes and oversexualized bimbos, but they all have annoying voices too!

 

[floppylobster]

There's only one I can think of. Characters like Big Smoke, Navi, Vaan and whoever else annoy me sure, but only one elicits pure blinding fury from me.

My only regret is never getting to put a knife between his shoulder blades.

Is that that guy from Days of Ruin? You know, that guy...

(There's nothing worse than starting a reCAPTCHA then having to give up because you can't get the second word).

 

[Fidelias]

Marcus Fenix. First off, why "Fenix"? I mean, come on, just call him "Pheonix", okay. It looks like Marcus just continually forgot how to spell his own name... which really wouldn't surprise me.

Then his so-called character traits. Basically, he's a freaking meathead that would get his ass blown to little bits if he ever entered battle. He's such an asshole, too. In the second game, he makes a comment about Carmine's brother's death, just because the guy was saying that with a helmet you don't have to breathe in dust.

 

[Amplify]

There's only one I can think of. Characters like Big Smoke, Navi, Vaan and whoever else annoy me sure, but only one elicits pure blinding fury from me.

My only regret is never getting to put a knife between his shoulder blades.

Is that that guy from Days of Ruin? You know, that guy...

(There's nothing worse than starting a reCAPTCHA then having to give up because you can't get the second word).

Yeah, that's him.

Brenner: Hey can we leave these two teenagers to live in your village?
Mayor: Defeat these guys for us and I'll consider it.
Brenner: Done.
Mayor: Okay now get out.
Brenner: But you said you would!
Mayor: No I only said I'd consider it, now GTFO.

*LATER*

Mayor: Help us Brenner we're being raided!
Brenner: Ok sure.
Mayor: Now that you've saved us, get out.
Brenner: What why?!
Mayor: I speak for the people of Freehaven when I say GTFO of Freehaven, we don't want you.
Brenner: You're lucky I'm a nice guy.
Mayor: Gonna bully us with your guns now?
Brenner: >:|


Repeat like it's groundhog day, with him getting progressively more of an asshole.

 

[Simon1]

ASHLEY. HATE. HATE HER SO MUCH. At first I thought it was illogical. Then I learned she was a bigoted *****. HATE.

I know that feel bro.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

ANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

He's whiny, he's woebegotten ALL THE TIME. "Oh wah, I ate a ghost and now I am crazy, boo hoo..." It tell him to suck it up but he'd just blow the whole gorram city up again.

Go **** yourself, Anders. No one likes you.

Haha, yeah, exactly what I think about him

 

[AlternatePFG]

Oh yeah, and Carth. I hated Carth. So much. Sure, alot of people hated Atton in KOTOR 2 but at least he wasn't whining all the fucking time. Anders in DA2 reminds of Carth now that I think about it...

 

[timelordrick]

Desmond Fucking Miles, from the AC series.

What a fucking loser, no personality, no usefull traits or abilaties, (Except for what he stole from his much cooler ancestors.)

seriously, I want to cave his face in with a shovel.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

"Golly, you're the best..."

 

[dstreet121]

The kids from Lost Odyssey, Cook and Mack, just because screw kids in my RPG. Loved everything about that game but you know there's a problem when I'm cheering for the monsters to kill the children...

 

[Xonos]

Brann Bronzebeard. He is a NPC in WoW and he is bloody everywhere! I just hate his guts with a passion.

 

[Gabriel Majeski]

Not a game character, BUT Kai Winn from Star Trek DS9. Never has a fictional character inspired so much unbridled hate from me. Probably what makes the show so damn compelling.

 

[NinjaOnXTC]

The Juggernaught users from CoD4.
It's logical, but still I hate them.

 

[Gunjester]

She didn't even put out at the end. XD No, seriously I might as well have been trying to rescue a ham sandwich. Very annoying broad.

LMFAO

Agreed sir, I was going to put her but then I saw you beat me to it

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

I don't have illogical hates. Only logical ones.

And my logical hate is all forms of Zelda's newish character: Tingle.

ahhh tingle... quite how you got your own game is a mystery to us all.

Although i didnt mind him in minish cap or windwaker...

I don't reallt HAVE a character that i hate that much, i usually hate them all equally, or love them all the same.