characters you love in the game...but...well,if you met them at a party...

[Lord Krunk]

Here's mine.

Gordan Freeman: (2 scenarios) "Hey!" "..." "HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU!" "..." "AAARGH! SPEAK, DAMNIT!"

"And now for a speech from our special guest..."

Also, trouble has a tendency to follow in his wake.

 

[Shajinn]

Well, since most of my favorite gaming characters' descriptions include some variation of "Psychopath Killer" I wouldn't really want to meet any of them...

 

[Aaox]

Solid Snake. Mainly because he talks in questions.
Me: " You want to play a game? "
Snake: " A... Game? "
Me: "Yeah, like Metal Gear Solid. "
Snake: " Metal... GEAR? "

 

[Spierek]

I'm thinking about... Hmm, maybe Spy from TF2.

You know, you're going to a party with someone you think is your best friend, and in the best moment you get backstabbed.

Oh, and maybe Engineer. Not because he'll kill me, just because he does that funny taunt dance

 

[Amnestic]

Generally most MGS bosses I wouldn't want at a party with me. Psycho Mantis? He's too busy probing my mind about what games I like to play to have any fun. The Pain? Well he's covered in freaking bees all the time.

Though, if I were to have a guest speaker at the party, I'd have to pick the G-Man. I love his crazy inflections.

 

[Kiefer13]

Agent 47. He'd put a bomb in my cake or something.

 

[WolfSchwarzMond]

ANY NPC FROM ANY MMPORPG, lazy losers who don't ever go anywhere or do anything

 

[.J.a.T.]

Well, Link wouldn't exactly be "talkative" company...
"HIYA! HA! HOAAAAAH!"
And Navi would just drive me nuts sooner or later.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!"

/Edit:
Kefka! I absolutely loved him in the game, but in "real" life, he would probably poison my drinking water...

 

[Altorin]

Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2

"Who touched Sasha!? Who touched my gun!?"

 

[riftinducer]

Dante - Devil May Cry
We'd go out, the chicks would be all over him, what with the white hair and red jacket. I'd then get jealous, tell the girls that the sword is compensating for something, which would really piss him off (struck a bit close to home there, did I?), then I wind up either shot, sliced in half or electrocuted. I can think of better nights out.

 

[kinch]

Gordon seconded...

"'Sup Gordon?"
"..."
"So, how's work at Black Mesa for you?"
"..."
"That Alyx Vance, she's pretty hot eh?"
"..."
"What's that you're drinking?"
"..."
"Look, it's pretty rude not to say anything..."
"..."
"Okay, fuck you buddy I'm gunna go hang out with Max Payne, at least that guy *talks*"
"..."
"...Asshole." *walks off*

 

[jeremyTH]

I can't beleive no one said Torque from the suffering.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

HK-47. I love, love the character, but he would murder me immediately upon meeting me.

 

[N.K]

Brucie, Roman, Patrick McReary and Agent 47

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The Prince from Prince of Persia, the posh version

I thought he was a great charcter in SoT, but I know I would get so pissed at him so quickly, arragant prick.

But I wouldn't even bring the WW prince to the party. He'd probley just get drunk, go into a corner and cut himself, then ruin the party when the Dahaka turns up.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I second the heavy. He'd just eat all the sandwiches, end up sick and someone would have to called for a medic. Come to think of it, thats me at partys...

 

[Sp4nk T4nk]

Damon Baird from Gears of war, funny guy! could irrtate me though after a while.

Master chief,i reckon he'd irratate me to! he wouldnt be as cool in person...

 

[milomalo]

Roman, Ryu, Ken and ... some DIABLO heros to teach me how to spell rise dead and cut demons in half!!
that will be cool

 

[joswie]

Any antihero, because that would be my last party.

 

[Splitter]

Abe from Oddworld.
Sure it'd be fun for a while but eventually he'd just tell everyone to follow him into a flock of birds or just start farting.