characters you love in the game...but...well,if you met them at a party...

[ManiacRaccoon]

While I understand that this is dependent on the player, I'd say Commander Shepard from "Mass Effect," the way I play him, he'd likely insult me for not helping him or paying him simply for being there, and then proceed to threaten me and beat the snot out of me until he found out I didn't have any "credits" or whatever they use for money and then finally shoot me with incendiary rounds.

Of course, the way I play him, Commander Shepard probably wouldn't be invited to the party.

But that wouldn't stop him.

 

[howard_hughes]

While I understand that this is dependent on the player, I'd say Commander Shepard from "Mass Effect," the way I play him, he'd likely insult me for not helping him or paying him simply for being there, and then proceed to threaten me and beat the snot out of me until he found out I didn't have any "credits" or whatever they use for money and then finally shoot me with incendiary rounds.

Of course, the way I play him, Commander Shepard probably wouldn't be invited to the party.

But that wouldn't stop him.

wow, your commander Shepard sounds like an ass. Mine was dignified and Xenophobic.

Donkey Kong, sure he'd have great stories about all the illegal street races and *probably* drug induced antics but at the end of the night he'd just break the toilet and throw the keg at whomever tried to fix it.

 

[Eiseman]

Actually, I don't love this character, in fact he pisses me off, but for those of you who've played Crisis Core, imagine if you bumped into Genesis in a public gathering. Listen to him for five minutes and you'll realize that he's been repeating the same three goddamn verses from his made-up play the whole time. This leaves you two options: ponder about why he has nothing else to talk about, or search for a nearby sharp object with which to stab your own eardrums.

 

[Stagger P]

Mr Driller ruined the carpet at my house warming.

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

Yeah, I was trying to get the award for maximum Renegade points, then I ordered the guys to save the council without realizing it gives you paragon points (I don't think thats a spoiler, was kind of obvious you'd have to do it sometime and I didn't say how). Apparently saving someone's life makes them like you no matter how much of a jerk you are to them afterwards. Now I have to start over and be the absolute most offensive character I can be. That means radioactive rounds and no "asking" for credits, simply taking.

I think I'll go start my entry into the "Most Hated Man in the Galaxy" competition right now.

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

John Mullens from the Soldier of Fortune games.

I actually met him at a party once. In the game he seems like a stoic badass but in real life he's just a polite old man.... who has killed many, many people.

Having that in the back of your mind when you greet him is a bit eerie. You just shake hands, nod and then think, "He's imagining killing me right now isn't he? This man has probably slit someones throat before."

And then I remembered in highschool we had these Vietnam vets come into class to discuss their experience. One was a military carpenter, another was infantry, one was an engineer, and the last guy was in black ops. I don't know what they were thinking bringing him along but the shit he started "opening up" about was insane and it even shocked the other vets. I'm fairly certain that Mullens has taken part in those activities as well.

Creepy job.

 

[jeremyTH]

Thread-resurrection NOW!!!!

Kirby, he would probably eat me.

I second that and he'll eat all the food!

 

[Humanfishboy]

Gordon Freeman.

He'd be shit conversation.

 

[Lavi]

Dante or the Prince cause they both act like cocky assholes 99.9% of the time, which would cause a mental breakdown involving chainsaws.

@Warrior Within, fuck the Dahaka, that ***** glitched by game.

 

[Falsey]

I'm sure Solid Snake wouldn't be particularly great at small talk.

 

[white_salad]

I'd love to go to a party with Nightmare. Awesome conversation

" so man whats up?"
" SOULS!!!"
" yea thats great, so look at tha"
"SOULS!!"

or maybe haseo

"hey my names is ma"
" I should probabaly log out and check my emails" *disappears*

"...ok,*looks at atoli* " hey wha"
"DONT LOOK AT ME!!"

 

[Aries_Split]

Ethan Thomas.

 

[The Wooster]

Ethan Thomas.

Yeah that would be a depressing conversation.

"Thomas. You used to be a cool guy you know? But now you're a ridiculous alchoholic douchebag and don't even get me fucking started on your special shouty powers. I've seem Dune ok."

 

[Morrcane]

Mario his constant wa hooos would piss me off

 

[Jamanticus]

Dante - Devil May Cry
We'd go out, the chicks would be all over him, what with the white hair and red jacket. I'd then get jealous, tell the girls that the sword is compensating for something, which would really piss him off (struck a bit close to home there, did I?), then I wind up either shot, sliced in half or electrocuted. I can think of better nights out.

Yep, Dante would be simply crazy at a party.... And you'd probably be shot, sliced, *and* electrocuted for telling him off like that.

 

[djeeten]

The nameless one from Planescape Torment. I bet he would have great stories to tell but he also smells of formaldehyde.

 

[Tattaglia]

Solid Snake definitely.

Me: Hey man, nice party huh?
Snake: Party? Hm...
Me: Uh, yeah. Want some chips?
Snake: Hm... *crouches down with finger in ear*
Me: So, you want a beer? Or something?
Snake: Otacon. Even the dead have ears.
Me: What?
Snake: What? Nanomachines?! The Patriots?! LIQUID!? *blends into carpet and disappears*
Yeah. That FoxDie hit him hard.

 

[Jamanticus]

Psycho from Crysis.... Quite wacky, and I think he'd just get drunk and start singing early on in the party until someone had to drive him home.... He seems like the type, doesn't he?

EDIT: And I'm not saying that just because he's British